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Nadal really has a lot of luck, amazing tennis skill and a missus that looks like that
Bum. I see that the Cubs are live on ESPN tonight. Wonder what I can watch instead of Chicago getting their asses handed to them on a plate.
You can generally tell when I'm dropping the kids off at the pool, I'm all over your timeline!
Why is it that adverts for Durex Condoms are banned until after the 9pm watershed, yet Tampax see it fit to ruin my appetite every mealtime?