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Headline says 'big bash', the story says 'strategy document'. Because that's how cricket is in England.
You know what? I could cope with the Commons being entirely empty of people who think 64k is button money that needs topping up.
I am very tempted to cheer for Scotland tonight, such is the contempt in which I currently hold the ECB.
Torn between laughing at e-cig users who think they don't stink to high heaven and despairing at the morons who stop them adopting kids
I doubt the real Bond's greatest fear before leaving the house is whether the cat is going to shed its hair all over his BHS trousers.
I don't like to say I'm obsessed by sport but I'm watching German handball and following updates on baseball bullpen warm-ups ...