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[High Peak Rhino]

I will be travelling through the channel tunnel for the first time this afternoon

[hindle xiii]

For a company who are supposedly all about helping Connect Housing are sh*t at common courtesy.

[gingerjon]

For a company who are supposedly all about helping Connect Housing are sh*t at common courtesy.

But they have a pretty website.

[Wolford6]

http://www.thetelegr..._couple/?ref=ms


I went here on Sunday.

[ckn]

In Washington DC, there is a ratio of one lawyer for every 19 residents.

[Severus]

When I die, I will be the first organism in a family line going back millions of years organism not to have procreated.

[Phil]

I'm having two cold pork pies with brown sauce for lunch

[hindle xiii]

When I die, I will be the first organism in a family line going back millions of years organism not to have procreated.

Doubt it.

[WearyRhino]

Doubt it.

Think about it again.

[hindle xiii]

Think about it again.

Perhaps I just didn't get it.

For example, two of my uncles don't have kids.

Edited by hindle xiii, 29 November 2012 - 02:26 PM.

[WearyRhino]

Perhaps I just didn't get it.

For example, two of my uncles don't have kids.

I agree it could have been worded better (he's a mathematician!), but "family line" is the key bit.

[hindle xiii]

I agree it could have been worded better (he's a mathematician!), but "family line" is the key bit.

Am I mixing it up with 'Family Tree' then?!

And the mathematician bit explains why he hasn't got laid! Fnar fnar... (yes I know that's not what he implied)

[Severus]

Am I mixing it up with 'Family Tree' then?!

And the mathematician bit explains why he hasn't got laid! Fnar fnar... (yes I know that's not what he implied)

I may have said I'm a leaf node in my family tree.

[Shadow]

I may have said I'm a leaf node in my family tree.

Then you'd definitely not get any

[gingerjon]

When I die, I will be the first organism in a family line going back millions of years organism not to have procreated.

We're all very disappointed in you.

[Severus]

We're all very disappointed in you.

I'm doing the human race a favour

[Wolford6]

I'm doing the human race a favour

Let's face it, you're a yokel living in Lancashire. Despite this you claim to be above average intelligence.

Surely you must see that if you don't have kids and grandkids there'll be no-one to laugh at you, cheek you off and sponge money off you when you're old and past it.

Believe me, I know about these things.

[Severus]

Let's face it, you're a yokel living in Lancashire. Despite this you claim to be above average intelligence.

Surely you must see that if you don't have kids and grandkids there'll be no-one to laugh at you, cheek you off and sponge money off you when you're old and past it.

Believe me, I know about these things.

[Shadow]

living in Lancashire. Despite this you claim to be above average intelligence.

Be fair, that doesn't set the bar very high now, does it?

[ckn]

I was thinking this morning walking into work that I very much enjoy the winter season of women in boots. A bit later, I realised that I miss the summer weather of women wearing skimpy summer wear. A bit later, I realised that I just like looking at pretty women regardless of how they're dressed. I'm now quite content knowing that I'm happy letching all year round.