Jump to content


RUGBY LEAGUE WORLD MAGAZINE (ISSUE 397 - MAY 2014): Available to download now. Get the app from Apple Newsstand or GooglePlay, or click here to read it online now at Pocketmags.com - Print edition in shops from Friday, or click here to get it delivered by post in the UK or worldwide.

Rugby League World - April 2014
League Express

Podcast

Photo
- - - - -

Uninteresting Trivial Facts


  • Please log in to reply
6011 replies to this topic

#5701 ckn

ckn
  • Admin
  • 15,971 posts

Posted 01 October 2013 - 01:18 PM

"Twerk"

 

1.  To dance using predominantly your bum, usually sexually

2.  Where people in Yorkshire go from Monday to Friday, 9am-5pm.


Arguing with the forum trolls is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good you are, the bird will **** on the board and strut around like it won anyway


#5702 BD92

BD92
  • Coach
  • 7,938 posts

Posted 05 October 2013 - 02:48 PM

should have got a bloody ticket wether or not !!!!!!!


And so the future begins.....

#5703 timtum

timtum
  • Coach
  • 2,576 posts

Posted 05 October 2013 - 05:43 PM

Rumour has it round here that I have packed in making sausages and am now working for Spearmint Rhino.... :banghead:

 

I keep on picturing myself in an Alan Partridge dream scene.

 


In the South of France and fancy a banger?
www.mistersaucisse.fr
"Fine sausages for the discerning customer"

#5704 Futtocks

Futtocks
  • Coach
  • 18,574 posts

Posted 10 October 2013 - 09:58 AM

The voice of Dick Dastardly, Tigger and Fleegle was also the first person to build and patent a mechanical artificial heart.


A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it isn’t open. Frank Zappa (1940 - 1993)


#5705 ckn

ckn
  • Admin
  • 15,971 posts

Posted 12 October 2013 - 06:02 PM

I was driving behind a white Maserati on the A120 today, reg plate HE5 2 SXY. You'd think that would set a very high bar for the driver. When I drove past him, the politest way to say it would be that he underachieved against both the car and number plate.

Arguing with the forum trolls is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good you are, the bird will **** on the board and strut around like it won anyway


#5706 Larry the Leit

Larry the Leit
  • Coach
  • 2,275 posts

Posted 12 October 2013 - 08:14 PM

I was driving behind a white Maserati on the A120 today, reg plate HE5 2 SXY. You'd think that would set a very high bar for the driver. When I drove past him, the politest way to say it would be that he underachieved against both the car and number plate.


Nick Fozzard?

#5707 gingerjon

gingerjon
  • Coach
  • 28,393 posts

Posted 13 October 2013 - 08:51 AM

I was driving behind a white Maserati on the A120 today, reg plate HE5 2 SXY. You'd think that would set a very high bar for the driver. When I drove past him, the politest way to say it would be that he underachieved against both the car and number plate.

 

I've just got a quote for the plate that overtook me yesterday and which caught my eye.

 

The valuation is £185,100.

 

F8.

 

All aspiring photographers should want that one.  Possibly.


Cheer up, RL is actually rather good
- Severus, July 2012

#5708 ckn

ckn
  • Admin
  • 15,971 posts

Posted 23 October 2013 - 03:41 PM

It feels somehow wrong updating Mac OSX to something not named after a cat.


Arguing with the forum trolls is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good you are, the bird will **** on the board and strut around like it won anyway


#5709 Bleep1673

Bleep1673
  • Coach
  • 3,430 posts

Posted 23 October 2013 - 04:25 PM

A Bentley passed me a couple of years ago with the Reg plate DAV1D, I wanted that plate!


Swinton RLFC est 1866 - Supplying England with players when most of your clubs were in nappies

#5710 ckn

ckn
  • Admin
  • 15,971 posts

Posted 23 October 2013 - 04:42 PM

A Bentley passed me a couple of years ago with the Reg plate DAV1D, I wanted that plate!

Probably cheaper to buy the Bentley...


Arguing with the forum trolls is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good you are, the bird will **** on the board and strut around like it won anyway


#5711 Bleep1673

Bleep1673
  • Coach
  • 3,430 posts

Posted 23 October 2013 - 04:46 PM

Probably cheaper to buy the Bentley...

True


Swinton RLFC est 1866 - Supplying England with players when most of your clubs were in nappies

#5712 amh

amh
  • Moderator
  • 11,071 posts

Posted 04 November 2013 - 07:29 AM

Think I may have had the equivalent of one good nights sleep over three nights

 

I hope the burglar(s) get their comeuppance somewhere in life


Whilst I do not suffer fools gladly, I will always gladly make fools suffer

A man is getting along on the road of wisdom when he realises that his opinion is just an opinion


#5713 Wolford6

Wolford6
  • Coach
  • 9,260 posts

Posted 04 November 2013 - 07:49 AM

Had to scrape the global warming climate change off the windscreen this morning.


Under Scrutiny by the Right-On Thought Police


#5714 gingerjon

gingerjon
  • Coach
  • 28,393 posts

Posted 04 November 2013 - 01:30 PM

Think I may have had the equivalent of one good nights sleep over three nights

 

I hope the burglar(s) get their comeuppance somewhere in life

 

Just had the PSCO stop by and drop off their 'how not to be a victim' kit.


Cheer up, RL is actually rather good
- Severus, July 2012

#5715 Larry the Leit

Larry the Leit
  • Coach
  • 2,275 posts

Posted 04 November 2013 - 01:48 PM

Just had the PSCO stop by and drop off their 'how not to be a victim' kit.

 

This seems to be a very succesful example of carefully targeted leafleting.  



#5716 gingerjon

gingerjon
  • Coach
  • 28,393 posts

Posted 04 November 2013 - 01:52 PM

This seems to be a very succesful example of carefully targeted leafleting.  

 

Stable doors, horses ...


Cheer up, RL is actually rather good
- Severus, July 2012

#5717 ckn

ckn
  • Admin
  • 15,971 posts

Posted 06 November 2013 - 01:53 PM

My car failed its MoT today.  Headlights work but one is loose on a broken bracket and both don't self-adjust properly.  Garage quoted £2000 to replace both.  Ah well... I suppose it's long past the time when I abandon the main dealer and go to an independent.


Arguing with the forum trolls is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good you are, the bird will **** on the board and strut around like it won anyway


#5718 Larry the Leit

Larry the Leit
  • Coach
  • 2,275 posts

Posted 06 November 2013 - 08:11 PM

My car failed its MoT today. Headlights work but one is loose on a broken bracket and both don't self-adjust properly. Garage quoted £2000 to replace both. Ah well... I suppose it's long past the time when I abandon the main dealer and go to an independent.


What model Bentley is it?

#5719 ckn

ckn
  • Admin
  • 15,971 posts

Posted 06 November 2013 - 08:40 PM

What model Bentley is it?

It's actually the wife's car.  Mk1 Audi TT 3.2.  Lovely car and is probably the best winter driving car I've ever driven.


Arguing with the forum trolls is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good you are, the bird will **** on the board and strut around like it won anyway


#5720 Larry the Leit

Larry the Leit
  • Coach
  • 2,275 posts

Posted 06 November 2013 - 08:43 PM

It's actually the wife's car. Mk1 Audi TT 3.2. Lovely car and is probably the best winter driving car I've ever driven.


You said it was your car. Now you say it's your wife's. I won't believe another word you write. And nor will my band.




0 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users