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#6421 ckn

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Posted 19 April 2015 - 05:25 PM

Our cat catches the mice but brings them in unharmed before letting them run around when he gets bored


Edited by ckn, 19 April 2015 - 06:17 PM.

Arguing with the forum trolls is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good you are, the bird will **** on the board and strut around like it won anyway


#6422 Futtocks

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Posted 19 April 2015 - 06:06 PM

Our car catches the mice but brings them in unharmed before letting them run around when he gets bored

Has that car been reviewed on 'Top Gear'? Sounds like a remarkable machine and possibly the best ratter... IN THE WORLD!


Between the optimist & the pessimist
The difference is quite droll:
The optimist sees the doughnut,
The pessimist sees the hole.


#6423 getdownmonkeyman

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Posted 19 April 2015 - 06:08 PM

Our car catches the mice but brings them in unharmed before letting them run around when he gets bored

Optional extra?

Edited by getdownmonkeyman, 19 April 2015 - 06:09 PM.


#6424 ckn

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Posted 19 April 2015 - 06:16 PM

Has that car been reviewed on 'Top Gear'? Sounds like a remarkable machine and possibly the best ratter... IN THE WORLD!

****ing autocorrect on that ****ing phone.


Arguing with the forum trolls is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good you are, the bird will **** on the board and strut around like it won anyway


#6425 hindle xiii

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Posted 20 April 2015 - 06:48 AM

****ing autocorrect on that ****ing phone.

Helping autocorrect on that ringing phone?

 

Surely a mod couldn't possibly be by-passing the swear filter.


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If you use "should of", "would of" or "could of", you are a moron.

On Odsal Top baht 'at.

 


#6426 Tiny Tim

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Posted 20 April 2015 - 10:21 AM

I am 40 years young today  :drinks:



#6427 Futtocks

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Posted 20 April 2015 - 10:35 AM

I am 40 years young today  :drinks:

Think of it as your second 20th birthday. The first one just being a practice run.


Between the optimist & the pessimist
The difference is quite droll:
The optimist sees the doughnut,
The pessimist sees the hole.


#6428 Futtocks

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Posted 20 April 2015 - 11:02 AM

I bought new pillows yesterday, as my old ones had gradually got thinner and lumpier over the years. Best night's sleep in ages! :) 


Between the optimist & the pessimist
The difference is quite droll:
The optimist sees the doughnut,
The pessimist sees the hole.


#6429 Shadow

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Posted 20 April 2015 - 12:26 PM

The plastic fork with which I eat my lunchtime salad is nearly due for replacement
God Rides a Harley but the Devil rides a Ducati!

#6430 Johnoco

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Posted 20 April 2015 - 01:06 PM

I just drove down the M1 to Sheffield. Which idiot made all the 50mph bits? Don't they know I was in a hurry? Selfish tw@s

#6431 Farmduck

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Posted 20 April 2015 - 01:13 PM

The plastic fork with which I eat my lunchtime salad is nearly due for replacement

100 points - extremely trivial and thoroughly uninteresting. I doubt that anyone will top that.


Edited by Farmduck, 20 April 2015 - 01:13 PM.


#6432 hindle xiii

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Posted 20 April 2015 - 01:49 PM

100 points - extremely trivial and thoroughly uninteresting. I doubt that anyone will top that.

Read the rest of the thread, you'll be very uninterested.


Bulls_2015.jpg

If you use "should of", "would of" or "could of", you are a moron.

On Odsal Top baht 'at.

 


#6433 hindle xiii

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Posted 20 April 2015 - 01:49 PM

The plastic fork with which I eat my lunchtime salad is nearly due for replacement

Chips it is then.


Bulls_2015.jpg

If you use "should of", "would of" or "could of", you are a moron.

On Odsal Top baht 'at.

 


#6434 hindle xiii

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Posted 23 April 2015 - 06:34 AM

My breakfast 20 minutes ago was 3/4 of a large tub of tomato and basil pasta salad, a full tub of houmous, a custard doughnut and a coffee.

 

:bb:


Bulls_2015.jpg

If you use "should of", "would of" or "could of", you are a moron.

On Odsal Top baht 'at.

 





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