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[9' oller]

kes,

erm to some the worst. To me quite simply the best and a quintessential Yorkshire film,

[ckn]

My son alerted me to

"Megashark v Giant Octopus"

on SyFy channel (SciFi must have been too confusing)

I was flicking through the channels last night and saw a film on SyFy called "Transmorphers: Fall of Man". Such a blatant rip-off without any hope of redemption. Wooden acting that made the acting in porn spoof/parodies seem like high quality productions.

What makes it worse is that it was a sequel to an already abysmal first film.

[westhuller]

Watch Year One with Jack Black the other day was the biggest pile of poo I have ever seen. I still don't know why I sat through it all.

[JWAD]

Watch Year One with Jack Black the other day was the biggest pile of poo I have ever seen. I still don't know why I sat through it all.

Overall poor. It did have some great bits every now and again though.
I loved "We are the Hebrews, a righteous people though not very good at sports"
And I loved their first ever cart ride.
Not much else but those scenes are worth a laugh.

[Severus]

My son alerted me to

"Megashark v Giant Octopus"

on SyFy channel (SciFi must have been too confusing)

Here's the trailer

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=Fa7ck5mcd1o

Watch the trailer and don't bother with the film as it uses the classic B movie trick of re-using great swathes of footage throughout the film to pad it out.

and here's the upcoming "Sharktopus"

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=fK2bBfuepKk

Megashark is becoming a cult classic on the web, hence way Sharkotpus and Piranha 3D have been made.

[JohnM]

Worst Films ever are not what they used to be.

Who can forget classics such as Tampopo

In this humorous paean to the joys of food, the main story is about trucker Goro who rides into town like a modern Shane to help Tampopo set up the perfect fast-food noodle restaurant. Woven into this main story are a number of smaller stories about the importance of food, ranging from a gangster who mixes hot sex with food to an old lady terrorizing a shopkeeper by compulsive squeezing of his wares.

that description makes it soumd vaguely interesting. Its not.

and Little Otik

When a childless couple learn that they cannot have children, it causes great distress. To ease his wife's pain, the man finds a stump in the backyard and chops it and varnishes it into the shape of a child. However the woman takes the root as her baby and starts to pretend that it is real. When the root takes life they seem to have gained a child; but its appetite is much greater than that of a normal child The baby later consumes a postal worker (Gustav Vondráček) and then a social worker (Jitka Smutná). The next victim is an old man and pedophile, Mr. Žlábek (Zdeněk Kozák)

that's rubbish, too.

[Bleep1673]

We were having our lunch the other day and someone was watching Movies 4 Men on Freesat, and I have no idea what the film was called, but it was an Octopus attacking a submarine that had pincers that were cutting off the Octopus' legs, we counted it had cut about 12 legs off and the Octopus still swam away, there were also alien predators in ships very similar to the bad guys thing in "The Incredibles" that just picked up a helicopter and started tearing it to bits, we assumed to make baby alien ships. Very Silly. I nearly choked I was laughing so much.

[hindle xiii]

on SyFy channel (SciFi must have been too confusing)

Right now on the said channel, ladies and gentlemen, I give you Titanic 2.

[Bulletproof]

I reckon to qualify for worst film ever you have to have a big company or big names trying their hardest and flopping massively. Not some late night low budget romp designed for cannabis smokers and students, something big.

Catwoman?

[ckn]

New one to add to the list: "Forever Strong". The wife thought I might like it because it was about "rugby" so we watched it while having dinner tonight. Abysmal film. Truly abysmal. American "jock" film that was about as soppy and lightweight as those daytime TV movies aimed at hormonal women.

Although it still struggles to win the title "worst film ever", it certainly makes the top 5. That's how bad it is, it can't even get the courage up to challenge for the title of worst film ever.

[hindle xiii]

2012 isn't much cop.

[hindle xiii]

2012 isn't much cop.

Who'da thunk seeing the end of the world in glorious technicolour would be so dull.

[Chairman M]

2012 isn't much cop.

Recorded it last night but only because it has Cusack in it.

[hindle xiii]

Recorded it last night but only because it has Cusack in it.

Watchable. But I'm also on this here messageboard so it isn't engrossing.

[ckn]

2012 isn't much cop.

If you turn your brain off and just enjoy the special effects it's quite good. If you actually try to think through the "plot" or storyline then you'll just hurt yourself.

[Chairman M]

Watchable. But I'm also on this here messageboard so it isn't engrossing.

I'll give it a go. Looks like a bit of fun to me.

[hindle xiii]

If you turn your brain off and just enjoy the special effects it's quite good. If you actually try to think through the "plot" or storyline then you'll just hurt yourself.

I'll give it a go. Looks like a bit of fun to me.

Oh aye. And Thandie Newton.

[hindle xiii]

Not terrible, but a massively over-rated film is The Nightmare Before Christmas.

Yawn.