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[Futtocks]

Achtung, Fall fans! Download the Mark E.Smith handwriting font, ideal for all your anonymous threatening letters.

[Severus]

19 reasons why cats are better than dogs.

http://www.buzzfeed....etter-than-dogs

Edited by Severus, 22 August 2012 - 09:20 AM.

[ckn]

Pearls Before Breakfast

[ckn]

Applied science!

[Griff9of13]

Another shamelessly nicked off Facebook, but I found it genuinely lough out loud funny:

These are our rules!

Please note.. These are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.
(FIRST & FOREMOST RULE)

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about your leaving the seat down, or not putting the lid down.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. "Yes" and "No" are full sentences and perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of those ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1.. You can either ask us to do something
OR tell us how you want it done. NOT both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Captain Cook did NOT need directions, and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1.. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... REALLY.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as- Football or Cars.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

Edited by Griff9of13, 28 August 2012 - 04:41 PM.

[MikeW]

1.. You can either ask us to do something
OR tell us how you want it done. NOT both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

Oh God do I agree with that one

[Futtocks]

Note the planning application number.

[Futtocks]

Go on Twitter and search @JewishComedians

[ckn]

20 pictures that prove you have a dirty mind

[hindle xiii]

It's just funny!

[Futtocks]

Play '6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon' with The Oracle of Bacon.

Even obscure actors/actresses - Theda Bara has a Bacon Number of only two!

[Leeds Wire]

This is amusing - someone pretending to exchange text messages with their dog

http://textfromdog.tumblr.com/page/2

[ckn]

This is amusing - someone pretending to exchange text messages with their dog

http://textfromdog.tumblr.com/page/2

I now have people in the office thinking I'm losing it more than usual!

[getdownmonkeyman]

http://www.thepoke.c...-opportunities/

[ckn]

Jesus hates Dr Pepper

[ckn]

Horoscopes

[hindle xiii]

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=g7WjrvG1GMk

[Futtocks]

Go to Google maps.
Type 47.110579 9.227568 and search.
Click green arrow.
Select 'more'.
Select 'Street View'.
Using the control in the top left of the image, click twice on 'up' and twice on 'left'.

[Mister C]

Go to Google maps.
Type 47.110579 9.227568 and search.
Click green arrow.
Select 'more'.
Select 'Street View'.
Using the control in the top left of the image, click twice on 'up' and twice on 'left'.

is my resolution not very good?

what is it?

[Futtocks]

is my resolution not very good?

what is it?

No idea what it is. Just odd.