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#541 ckn

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Posted 27 August 2012 - 06:04 PM

Applied science!




Arguing with the forum trolls is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good you are, the bird will **** on the board and strut around like it won anyway


#542 Griff9of13

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Posted 28 August 2012 - 04:41 PM

Another shamelessly nicked off Facebook, but I found it genuinely lough out loud funny:

These are our rules!

Please note.. These are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.
(FIRST & FOREMOST RULE)

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about your leaving the seat down, or not putting the lid down.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. "Yes" and "No" are full sentences and perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of those ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1.. You can either ask us to do something
OR tell us how you want it done. NOT both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Captain Cook did NOT need directions, and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1.. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... REALLY.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as- Football or Cars.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!


Edited by Griff9of13, 28 August 2012 - 04:41 PM.

"it is a well known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it."

#543 MikeW

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Posted 28 August 2012 - 05:32 PM

1.. You can either ask us to do something
OR tell us how you want it done. NOT both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.


Oh God do I agree with that one

#544 Futtocks

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Posted 30 August 2012 - 08:56 AM

Note the planning application number. :D

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it isn’t open. Frank Zappa (1940 - 1993)


#545 Futtocks

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Posted 03 September 2012 - 12:21 PM

Go on Twitter and search @JewishComedians :D

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it isn’t open. Frank Zappa (1940 - 1993)


#546 ckn

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Posted 07 September 2012 - 04:12 PM

20 pictures that prove you have a dirty mind

Arguing with the forum trolls is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good you are, the bird will **** on the board and strut around like it won anyway


#547 hindle xiii

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Posted 08 September 2012 - 08:36 AM

It's just funny!
Posted Image

2826856.jpg?type=articleLandscape

 

On Odsal Top baht 'at.


#548 Futtocks

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Posted 14 September 2012 - 09:12 AM

Play '6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon' with The Oracle of Bacon.

Even obscure actors/actresses - Theda Bara has a Bacon Number of only two! :o

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it isn’t open. Frank Zappa (1940 - 1993)


#549 Leeds Wire

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Posted 14 September 2012 - 12:30 PM

This is amusing - someone pretending to exchange text messages with their dog

http://textfromdog.tumblr.com/page/2

#550 ckn

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Posted 14 September 2012 - 01:32 PM

This is amusing - someone pretending to exchange text messages with their dog

http://textfromdog.tumblr.com/page/2

I now have people in the office thinking I'm losing it more than usual! :D

Arguing with the forum trolls is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good you are, the bird will **** on the board and strut around like it won anyway


#551 getdownmonkeyman

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Posted 14 September 2012 - 08:50 PM

http://www.thepoke.c...-opportunities/

#552 ckn

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Posted 16 September 2012 - 09:48 AM

Jesus hates Dr Pepper

Arguing with the forum trolls is like playing chess with a pigeon.  No matter how good you are, the bird will **** on the board and strut around like it won anyway


#553 ckn

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Posted 16 September 2012 - 09:52 AM

Horoscopes

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#554 hindle xiii

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Posted 21 September 2012 - 06:06 AM


2826856.jpg?type=articleLandscape

 

On Odsal Top baht 'at.


#555 Futtocks

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Posted 21 September 2012 - 08:49 AM

Go to Google maps.
Type 47.110579 9.227568 and search.
Click green arrow.
Select 'more'.
Select 'Street View'.
Using the control in the top left of the image, click twice on 'up' and twice on 'left'.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it isn’t open. Frank Zappa (1940 - 1993)


#556 Mister C

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Posted 21 September 2012 - 09:13 AM

Go to Google maps.
Type 47.110579 9.227568 and search.
Click green arrow.
Select 'more'.
Select 'Street View'.
Using the control in the top left of the image, click twice on 'up' and twice on 'left'.


is my resolution not very good?

what is it?

#557 Futtocks

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Posted 21 September 2012 - 09:23 AM

is my resolution not very good?

what is it?


No idea what it is. Just odd.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it isn’t open. Frank Zappa (1940 - 1993)


#558 Mister C

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Posted 21 September 2012 - 09:55 AM

No idea what it is. Just odd.


Just googled it

its God

apparently

#559 Mumby Magic

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Posted 25 September 2012 - 04:41 PM

http://www.lookalike...eresa-(lynn-day)

Must be loads of work for it.................

Lilly, Jacob and Isaac, what my life is about. Although our route through life is not how it should be, I am a blessed man.


#560 Severus

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Posted 26 September 2012 - 11:22 AM

Google maps now has underwater street view.

https://maps.google....2896,151.906584https://maps.google....2896,151.906584
Fides invicta triumphat




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