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#1 MrPosh

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Posted 15 July 2010 - 08:21 PM

My five year old daughter could beat him in a fight. laugh.gif
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#2 Bulletproof

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Posted 15 July 2010 - 08:23 PM

QUOTE (MrPosh @ Jul 15 2010, 09:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My five year old daughter could beat him in a fight. laugh.gif


That was a proper barney.

Err...I mean we do not need to see that in our game.

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Posted 15 July 2010 - 08:37 PM

QUOTE (MrPosh @ Jul 15 2010, 09:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My five year old daughter could beat him in a fight. laugh.gif



but she couldn't catch him tongue.gif

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Posted 15 July 2010 - 08:41 PM

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My five year old daughter could beat him in a fight. laugh.gif

Unfair, she would have a handbag.

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#5 MrPosh

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Posted 15 July 2010 - 08:53 PM

QUOTE (Padge @ Jul 15 2010, 09:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Unfair, she would have a handbag.

Several, in fact.
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#6 KNIGHTS2009

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Posted 15 July 2010 - 09:09 PM

Luaki what was he up too lifting like that.
Fantastic tackle by Tom Briscoe on Fox at end.
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#7 EastLondonMike

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Posted 15 July 2010 - 09:15 PM

sam moa and liam watts was the best..

luaki ?! what is he on?!... half the time im convinced he doesnt actually know the rules.. or has heard someone say "the games different over there" when refering to super league... and he's took it literally!

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Posted 15 July 2010 - 09:40 PM

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luaki ?! what is he on?!... half the time im convinced he doesnt actually know the rules.. or has heard someone say "the games different over there" when refering to super league... and he's took it literally!

He's a maniac. There are dirty players, then there are those with a screw loose. O'Meley famously rubs deep heat on his forehead to psych himself up. I think Lauaki must eat the heads of bats and tie their endtrails in his hair. Taz-manian devil.
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Posted 16 July 2010 - 07:36 AM

I think Calderwoods days an an RL player are definitely over - he was nothing short of dire last night.
Now then, it's a race between Sandie....and Fairburn....and the little man is in........yeees he's in.

I, just like those Castleford supporters felt that the ball should have gone to David Plange but he put the bit betwen his teeth...and it was a try

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Posted 16 July 2010 - 07:39 AM

Balsawood needs a good centre to give him the short walk overs he used to get when playing at Leeds.
Looks like his bottles gone though, his days could be numbered, maybe NL next season.

Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch.


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Posted 16 July 2010 - 07:51 AM

QUOTE (terrywebbisgod @ Jul 16 2010, 08:39 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Balsawood needs a good centre to give him the short walk overs he used to get when playing at Leeds.
Looks like his bottles gone though, his days could be numbered, maybe NL next season.

Serious question - did he ever have any in the first place? The nickname Balsawood was with him before he left Leeds.

I could never knock his effort at Wigan, but he just struck me as a fast bloke stood by the touchline who could catch on occasion but had a shocking lack of ability to read the game, terrible defensive technique and shirked conflict at every opportunity. Most entertaining thing about him was the first game of the season and seeing how much hair he had lost each winter biggrin.gif


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Posted 16 July 2010 - 08:19 AM

calderwood is a shi'thouse of the highest order, he likes to niggle the opposition and then runs away when they turn on him. he did it in the confed cup final against tonga at widnes a couple of years back, verbally threatened feleti mateo and when feleti walked towards him he ran off like a big tart.
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Posted 16 July 2010 - 08:24 AM

QUOTE (giwildgo @ Jul 16 2010, 08:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Serious question - did he ever have any in the first place? The nickname Balsawood was with him before he left Leeds.

I could never knock his effort at Wigan, but he just struck me as a fast bloke stood by the touchline who could catch on occasion but had a shocking lack of ability to read the game, terrible defensive technique and shirked conflict at every opportunity. Most entertaining thing about him was the first game of the season and seeing how much hair he had lost each winter biggrin.gif

When I said his bottle had gone, didn't really mean for his ability to mix it but his ability to take on the opposition, seems to cut inside and run sideways at every opportunity these days.

Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch.


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Posted 16 July 2010 - 09:30 AM

QUOTE (hindle xiii @ Jul 15 2010, 10:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
He's a maniac. There are dirty players, then there are those with a screw loose. O'Meley famously rubs deep heat on his forehead to psych himself up. I think Lauaki must eat the heads of bats and tie their endtrails in his hair. Taz-manian devil.


Nah Taz is a dude. Luaki is an ###### (oh no swear filter!!!)

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Posted 16 July 2010 - 09:56 AM

QUOTE (giwildgo @ Jul 16 2010, 08:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
. Most entertaining thing about him was the first game of the season and seeing how much hair he had lost each winter biggrin.gif


classic!!!!!!!!

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Posted 16 July 2010 - 10:00 AM

QUOTE (terrywebbisgod @ Jul 16 2010, 08:39 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Balsawood needs a good centre to give him the short walk overs he used to get when playing at Leeds.
Looks like his bottles gone though, his days could be numbered, maybe NL next season.




What's the NL?

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Posted 16 July 2010 - 05:33 PM

can't believe calderwood got sin-binned for refusing to fight huh.gif and ben cockayne is a complete thug dry.gif
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Posted 16 July 2010 - 06:10 PM

QUOTE (saintsbird @ Jul 16 2010, 10:30 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Luaki is an ######

You would think that after he swatted Leon Pryce off like a fly at Knowsely Rd a few months back. tongue.gif

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Posted 16 July 2010 - 06:18 PM

QUOTE (KNIGHTS2009 @ Jul 15 2010, 10:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Luaki what was he up too lifting like that.
Fantastic tackle by Tom Briscoe on Fox at end.

After it seemed to dawn on Lauaki that you couldn't do that , he set him down so carefully it was comical.

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Posted 17 July 2010 - 07:35 AM

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You would think that after he swatted Leon Pryce off like a fly at Knowsely Rd a few months back. tongue.gif


Maybe that would be the case but thanks to the fog I missed a lot of unpleasant sights that night. Unfortunately i heard the score biggrin.gif
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