Wayne Rooney
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, Oct 18 2010 01:03 PM
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#1
Posted 18 October 2010 - 01:03 PM
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#2
Posted 18 October 2010 - 01:10 PM
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#3
Posted 18 October 2010 - 01:47 PM

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#4
Posted 19 October 2010 - 08:58 PM
Hmmm, they must have read the thread and edited it......
Anyway, looks like he's off....
Fergie seems a tad miffed....
Anyway, looks like he's off....
Fergie seems a tad miffed....
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#5
Posted 20 October 2010 - 09:34 AM
QUOTE (goldcard @ Oct 19 2010, 11:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hmmm, they must have read the thread and edited it......
Anyway, looks like he's off....
Fergie seems a tad miffed....
Anyway, looks like he's off....
Fergie seems a tad miffed....
He always does.
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#6
Posted 20 October 2010 - 09:35 AM
Are Man City going to pay 100 million pound for that git?
#7
Posted 20 October 2010 - 10:06 AM
QUOTE (SERRE LOUIS @ Oct 20 2010, 10:35 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Are Man City going to pay 100 million pound for that git?
Can you imagine how much that would annoy Ferguson. Worth every penny.
Or the Mash take on this..
Rooney to Spain

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#8
Posted 21 October 2010 - 09:31 PM
Back of one of the papers today 'I'm bigger than Man United', shocking, let him go.
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#9
Posted 22 October 2010 - 07:21 AM
I wonder if the Everton fans who went through this a few years back have any sympathy with their United counterparts.
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#10
Posted 22 October 2010 - 10:42 AM
Wayne's conversation with his agent:
Agent: Wayne. Wayne! Look at me, don't drool on the old lady secretary!
Wayne: Mkay
A: Wayne, agent sad. Agent not had big money from cut of transfer fees in six years.
W: Kick football!
A: No Wayne, you need to go to another club or I'll keep being sad.
W: But old red nosed man with funny accent nice and protect Wayne from nasty people. He says he'll stop me becoming the next Gazza.
A: Red nosed man doesn't like you talking to those poor girls with very little clothes on. We'll find you a club where the manager doesn't care how many old trollops you bone in an evening as long as you score goals. Also, I'll get more money. Sorry, I'll get you more money. More money means Colleen will go shopping more and you can have even more time for skanky women!
W: Can I still kick football and have more nekkid girls?
A: Sure Wayne, I'll get you a season ticket for the brothels wherever you go if you agree to tell red nosed man that you're too good to play in his team of nobodies.
W: I'm confused.
A: My gran's in the back room there and promised to give you a gum-job if you tell old red nose that you want to go away.
W: Granny gum-jobs! Yay!
Agent: Wayne. Wayne! Look at me, don't drool on the old lady secretary!
Wayne: Mkay
A: Wayne, agent sad. Agent not had big money from cut of transfer fees in six years.
W: Kick football!
A: No Wayne, you need to go to another club or I'll keep being sad.
W: But old red nosed man with funny accent nice and protect Wayne from nasty people. He says he'll stop me becoming the next Gazza.
A: Red nosed man doesn't like you talking to those poor girls with very little clothes on. We'll find you a club where the manager doesn't care how many old trollops you bone in an evening as long as you score goals. Also, I'll get more money. Sorry, I'll get you more money. More money means Colleen will go shopping more and you can have even more time for skanky women!
W: Can I still kick football and have more nekkid girls?
A: Sure Wayne, I'll get you a season ticket for the brothels wherever you go if you agree to tell red nosed man that you're too good to play in his team of nobodies.
W: I'm confused.
A: My gran's in the back room there and promised to give you a gum-job if you tell old red nose that you want to go away.
W: Granny gum-jobs! Yay!
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#11
Posted 22 October 2010 - 11:39 AM
signed a 5 year deal at manu.
foxes or poor people?
#12
Posted 22 October 2010 - 03:31 PM
QUOTE (sam @ Oct 22 2010, 12:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
signed a 5 year deal at manu.
Probably enables Fergie to get another couple of years from him before he does finally move on. Everyone saves face with this deal. Whether he'll get the relationship back with the fans is another thing though.
#13
Posted 22 October 2010 - 05:48 PM
QUOTE (Jerry the Berry @ Oct 22 2010, 05:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Probably enables Fergie to get another couple of years from him before he does finally move on. Everyone saves face with this deal. Whether he'll get the relationship back with the fans is another thing though.
the way it's been handled; fergie's press conference, rooney's statement then the speed of the resolution and the length of the deal, suggests to me that things weren't as they seemed.
a mate of mine is a lawyer in manchester and has dealings with various premiership clubs, mainly citeh, he seems to think it was a set up to get the yanks to open up the wallets a bit.
foxes or poor people?
#14
Posted 22 October 2010 - 07:41 PM
Definitely more to it - I don't know what, but my feminine intuition smells a rat/cover up/ulterior motive
Just a none story, with Rooney and Fergie playing their roles - to hide what???
Maybe it's like Sam says and I'm thinking too hard
Don't think everyone saves face Si....just think it's covering up a bigger story somehow
I know for me it just adds to a long list of reasons I am more and more fed up of premiership football
Just a none story, with Rooney and Fergie playing their roles - to hide what???
Maybe it's like Sam says and I'm thinking too hard
Don't think everyone saves face Si....just think it's covering up a bigger story somehow
I know for me it just adds to a long list of reasons I am more and more fed up of premiership football
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#15
Posted 26 October 2010 - 09:04 AM
QUOTE (sam @ Oct 22 2010, 06:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
a mate of mine is a lawyer in manchester and has dealings with various premiership clubs, mainly citeh, he seems to think it was a set up to get the yanks to open up the wallets a bit.
That's what I was thinking. All too quick and public and out of character for Ferguson.
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#17
Posted 02 November 2010 - 10:34 PM
The best bit of Rooney gossip I've heard outside the papers, to date is the whole thing was driven by Paul Stretfords wifes desire to move house!
A bloke told me with a straight face and as if it were gospel that his neighbours wife was in the same anti-natel classes as Mrs Stretford who was desperate to move house prior to the little'uns arrival but Paul was having to drum up some business to finance it!
A bloke told me with a straight face and as if it were gospel that his neighbours wife was in the same anti-natel classes as Mrs Stretford who was desperate to move house prior to the little'uns arrival but Paul was having to drum up some business to finance it!
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#18
Posted 22 November 2010 - 03:21 AM
He is really young.If he works harder,he will act much more well.
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