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[timtum]

Outside my front door is a small alleyway - nowt on one side apart from barns, and no other doorway but mine. It has access from one end for a car, and by foot from the other. I am on the end of the village. Its 75% grassed.

It is also used by seemingly half of the village dogs as their khazi (spl) of choice. They appear daily with a bog roll and copy of the daily mirror tucked under their front legs, and proceed to drop the shopping off.

Now, I know how to stop cats doing similarly, but is there any way to stop dogs? I'm sick to death of standing in dog poo.

Ce message a été modifié par timtum - 09 novembre 2010 - 06:06 .

[Derwent]

Sprinkle quicklime on the grass. Burns the dogs pads (but not severely) just enough to make them not want to stay on it.

Alternatively, put up a dummy CCTV camera - its amazing how people's habits change if they think you're filming them (this only works where the dog is accompanied by its owner of course !).

Ce message a été modifié par Derwent - 09 novembre 2010 - 06:41 .

[amh]

I take it you're in France and not N-le-W

[bowes]

Get a pet leopard, dog meat is one of their favourite foods

[l'angelo mysterioso]

lace one of your world famus sausages with lots of diocalm. Job's a good un

[Millman]

Fireworks. Dogs hate fireworks, and gansta rap.

[Severus]

Shotgun

[westhuller]

The problem has got a lot worse since the disappearance of white dog poo. At least you had half a chance of avoiding it.

[ckn]

You could try the Suffolk way of disposing of unwanted dog mess

[Steve May]

Outside my front door is a small alleyway - nowt on one side apart from barns, and no other doorway but mine. It has access from one end for a car, and by foot from the other. I am on the end of the village. Its 75% grassed.

It is also used by seemingly half of the village dogs as their khazi (spl) of choice. They appear daily with a bog roll and copy of the daily mirror tucked under their front legs, and proceed to drop the shopping off.

Now, I know how to stop cats doing similarly, but is there any way to stop dogs? I'm sick to death of standing in dog poo.

Land mines.

[Roy Boy]

Have a pair of marigolds by the door and when a person out walking their pooch allows said pooch to deposit without picking it up, run outside pick it up and hurl it at them - it's their property and they have a right to have it back....

[Old Frightful]

Have a pair of marigolds by the door and when a person out walking their pooch allows said pooch to deposit without picking it up, run outside pick it up and hurl it at them - it's their property and they have a right to have it back....

Fair enough Roy but if said poo contains peanuts, as has been graphically described by your good self in the past {with photographs), could the receiver of flying dog excrement sue you for being a salted.

[amh]

Fair enough Roy but if said poo contains peanuts, as has been graphically described by your good self in the past {with photographs), could the receiver of flying dog excrement sue you for being a salted.

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Roy Boy]

Fair enough Roy but if said poo contains peanuts, as has been graphically described by your good self in the past {with photographs), could the receiver of flying dog excrement sue you for being a salted.

My god - has the season been over that long!!!

[marklaspalmas]

Nothing wrong at all with dogs or their ######. It's the owners.

[Millman]

Nothing wrong at all with dogs or their ######. It's the owners.

There you go timtum, bag it up and send it to mark.

[Bob8]

Nothing wrong at all with dogs or their ######. It's the owners.

Human poo would be just as bad.