Today's caption competition
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JohnM
, Dec 06 2010 11:20 AM
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Posted 06 December 2010 - 11:26 AM
"I've got a knife. Get in my van!"
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Posted 06 December 2010 - 03:00 PM
"MMmmmm this cabers got a decent length luv"
And so the future begins.....
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Posted 06 December 2010 - 04:35 PM
I've always had an eye for the ladies.
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Wolford6
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Posted 06 December 2010 - 05:09 PM
Michelle: Gosh Gordon, you're in a happy mood.
Gordon: Yup, I've had a good few weeks. the ConDems are coming apart at the seams and Ed Miliband hasn't got the faintest idea how to capitalise on it. Osborne's just admitted that the recession isn't as bad as he claimed. Lord Snooty and Young Royal Windsor arselicked Fifa and England still didn't get the World Cup. As a Scotsman, and being no longer PM or Leader of the Labour Party, I can have a bloody good chuckle. Nice dress, by the way, it's a pity neither Barak or Sarah could be here to see you. You're looking stunning tonight, fancy another drink?
Gordon: Yup, I've had a good few weeks. the ConDems are coming apart at the seams and Ed Miliband hasn't got the faintest idea how to capitalise on it. Osborne's just admitted that the recession isn't as bad as he claimed. Lord Snooty and Young Royal Windsor arselicked Fifa and England still didn't get the World Cup. As a Scotsman, and being no longer PM or Leader of the Labour Party, I can have a bloody good chuckle. Nice dress, by the way, it's a pity neither Barak or Sarah could be here to see you. You're looking stunning tonight, fancy another drink?
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JohnM
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Posted 06 December 2010 - 05:18 PM
Good god man, I hope those lips haven't been on Barak's bum!
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Posted 06 December 2010 - 05:25 PM
QUOTE (JohnM @ Dec 6 2010, 05:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Good god man, I hope those lips haven't been on Barak's bum!
No, but if we go back to my hotel room, I'm willing to do it by proxy!
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Posted 06 December 2010 - 05:40 PM
QUOTE (JohnM @ Dec 6 2010, 05:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Good god man, I hope those lips haven't been on Barak's bum!
Is that Broon or Mrs Obama speaking there?
It's not a question of coming down to earth, Mr Duxbury. Some of us, Mr Duxbury, belong in the stars.
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Posted 06 December 2010 - 08:04 PM
Fancy letting me do to you what I've done to my country?
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Posted 06 December 2010 - 08:50 PM
QUOTE (JohnM @ Dec 6 2010, 11:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Want to give an unemployed Scotchman a good time?
The last government were convinced that we were there to do their bidding. They wasted vast quantities of our money in order to spy on us, intimidate us and needlessly over regulate us, whilst gold plating their own pensions and expenses. Their behind the scenes encouragement of, and turning a blind eye to, the kettling and harrassment tactics of the Police are a shameful episode in our history which we need to remember and address urgently. - Haloman
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Posted 06 December 2010 - 10:11 PM
I've had my eye on you for a while....
Wires record breaking 10 match run: L 16-17 ; L 34-36 ; L 24-44 ; L 20-38 ; L 8-46; L 14-26 ; L 20-40 ; L 22-48 ; L 14-20 ; L 8-60. Thanks Jimmy.The Glamour Club. Apparently.
Captain Morgan Trophy Holders.(I still think we have the British Coal 9's trophy hidden somewhere, too...)
Ooooh, the Challenge Cup!!! Thank you Tony.....
And again!!!
Tipping Competiton Challenged Shield Winner 2010
Captain Morgan Trophy Holders.(I still think we have the British Coal 9's trophy hidden somewhere, too...)
Ooooh, the Challenge Cup!!! Thank you Tony.....
And again!!!
Tipping Competiton Challenged Shield Winner 2010
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Posted 08 December 2010 - 04:48 PM
QUOTE (JohnM @ Dec 6 2010, 11:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Gordon " can you feel the electric between us?"
Michelle " yup, it's the static off the nylon wigs"
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Posted 08 December 2010 - 05:04 PM
Do you enjoy bum fun?
Now then, it's a race between Sandie....and Fairburn....and the little man is in........yeees he's in.
I, just like those Castleford supporters felt that the ball should have gone to David Plange but he put the bit betwen his teeth...and it was a try
Kevin Ward - best player I have ever seen
I, just like those Castleford supporters felt that the ball should have gone to David Plange but he put the bit betwen his teeth...and it was a try
Kevin Ward - best player I have ever seen
The real Mick Gledhill is what you see on here, a Bradford fan ........, but deep down knows that Bradford are just not good enough to challenge the likes of Leeds & St Helens.
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Posted 08 December 2010 - 06:20 PM
QUOTE (Kenilworth Tiger @ Dec 8 2010, 05:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Do you enjoy bum fun?
We have a winner.
These Lads Can Run for 80 Minutes - the infamous Hornets fanzine is back from the dead: and just as biased as ever!
Match reports, previews and other stuff that comes into our heads at
http://theseladscanr...ns.blogspot.com
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Posted 08 December 2010 - 06:57 PM
"I've just experienced 50% growth in real terms......"
Super Clarty Git Amang It Dip Fer Dippin Owt In
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Posted 09 December 2010 - 12:44 AM
Listen 'chelle, you won't believe what exxile just posted in the climate change thread
God Rides a Harley but the Devil rides a Ducati!
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Posted 09 December 2010 - 10:22 AM
Gordon: You're perfume smells really nice.
Michelle: It's called "Come To Me"
Gordon: It doesn't smell like come to me.
Oh, the old ones are the best!
Michelle: It's called "Come To Me"
Gordon: It doesn't smell like come to me.
Oh, the old ones are the best!
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