You would never catch me doing this for ANY amount of money.
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Jobs You Would Never Do.................
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Posted 10 December 2010 - 03:28 PM
TOUCH THE MAGIC OF THE YORK CITY KNIGHTS
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Posted 10 December 2010 - 03:42 PM
Anne Widdecombe's tampon inserter! 
Money can't buy you happiness!
It can buy you beer and that's a bit like happiness in a glass!
"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Sir Winston Churchill
Some folks are wise and some are otherwise!
Tobias Smollett
"I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink."
Joe E Lewis
"Look at the ffing state of that"!
My mate on the Avenue last Friday whilst pointing to a scantily clad young lady and spitting a mouthful of beer out!
It can buy you beer and that's a bit like happiness in a glass!
"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Sir Winston Churchill
Some folks are wise and some are otherwise!
Tobias Smollett
"I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink."
Joe E Lewis
"Look at the ffing state of that"!
My mate on the Avenue last Friday whilst pointing to a scantily clad young lady and spitting a mouthful of beer out!
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l'angelo mysterioso
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Posted 10 December 2010 - 04:36 PM
working in NETTO with exxile
there are those among us
who think that life is but a joke
who think that life is but a joke
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Posted 10 December 2010 - 05:09 PM
Jobs I'd never do?
Steve.
Steve.
"Journalists are meant to be neutral, for God's sake." - Stephen 'Wiggy' Jones
"Perhaps it would be better that future criticism of sports be made on the narrow basis of what is being discussed, without reference to other sports, unless those sports offer a solution to the problem in hand." - Brian 'Pigface' Moore
"What happens in rugby union? A player takes the ball, moves forward a little and gets tackled. A whole load of players then roll about on the ground. Pheep! The referee gives a penalty." - Simon Barnes
"Perhaps it would be better that future criticism of sports be made on the narrow basis of what is being discussed, without reference to other sports, unless those sports offer a solution to the problem in hand." - Brian 'Pigface' Moore
"What happens in rugby union? A player takes the ball, moves forward a little and gets tackled. A whole load of players then roll about on the ground. Pheep! The referee gives a penalty." - Simon Barnes
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Posted 10 December 2010 - 09:33 PM
Telesales, did it for a day, never again.
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Posted 10 December 2010 - 11:03 PM
QUOTE (l'angelo mysterioso @ Dec 10 2010, 04:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
working with exxile
Fixed it for you.
Fides invicta triumphat
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Posted 11 December 2010 - 12:23 AM
Traffic Warden!! Sooner slit my wrists and end my existence than do that!
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Posted 11 December 2010 - 02:00 AM
moderating this forum 
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l'angelo mysterioso
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Posted 11 December 2010 - 08:28 AM
QUOTE (Severus @ Dec 10 2010, 11:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Fixed it for you.
not really luv, y'see........oh it doesn't matter.
there are those among us
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who think that life is but a joke
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Posted 11 December 2010 - 11:59 AM
QUOTE (Kiwi-Capper_merged @ Dec 11 2010, 02:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
moderating this forum
Could be worse... Generally a decent bunch of self-moderating people who just need the occasional harrumph and raised eyebrow to sort out their indiscretions.
On the subject: We were at Alton Towers earlier this year and saw the worst job in existence. At the end of one of the rides seems to be a guy who is paid to stand around waiting for people to be sick just after they get off the ride then clean it up.
Money can't buy happiness... but it can buy bacon which is close enough.
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Posted 11 December 2010 - 12:13 PM
Haloman's psychotherapist.
exxile's nurse.
exxile's nurse.
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Posted 11 December 2010 - 01:17 PM
I'll not say never, because if I had no other option I would, but I admire anyone doing lowest level care work...basically cleaning up other peoples excrement/vomit etc, and paid beggar all for the pleasure
And then we wonder why the job sometimes doesn't attract the very best people
And then we wonder why the job sometimes doesn't attract the very best people
Whilst I do not suffer fools gladly, I will always gladly make fools suffer
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'the girl with the ?!*?! or whatever?'
Comment is free, but facts are sacred. - C. P. Scott
That's the problem with opinions, everyone's got one....That's the good thing about opinions, everyone's got one.
'the girl with the ?!*?! or whatever?'
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Posted 11 December 2010 - 01:24 PM
QUOTE (amh @ Dec 11 2010, 01:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'll not say never, because if I had no other option I would, but I admire anyone doing lowest level care work...basically cleaning up other peoples excrement/vomit etc, and paid beggar all for the pleasure
And then we wonder why the job sometimes doesn't attract the very best people
And then we wonder why the job sometimes doesn't attract the very best people
I've done that job: almost without exception the people I worked alongside were caring and good at what thery did.
You've brought back some powerful memories there Mags.
there are those among us
who think that life is but a joke
who think that life is but a joke
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Posted 11 December 2010 - 01:25 PM
Don't know if I've posted this story before....
My mate here in France had some trouble with his septic tank in his house. He didn't know he had one until it overflowed - apparently half his house was missed out when the village went onto mains sewerage. He tried emptying it himself which included climbing in, up to his neck in merde, and using buckets to stagger fifty yards through the village to deposit the ordure in his garden.
I got the poo man to appear a few weeks later to do a proper job. This involves an enormous vacuum cleaner on a van with a big tank. They stretched and stretched the pipes as far as they would go but still didn't reach the place where the tank's entrance is. They therefore improvised with a spare bit of drainpipe which was lying around....
...and made the seal with their hands....
...which periodically broke and sprayed them with 100 year old poo.
They were there doing that for the best part of four hours.
They earned their euros that day.
My mate here in France had some trouble with his septic tank in his house. He didn't know he had one until it overflowed - apparently half his house was missed out when the village went onto mains sewerage. He tried emptying it himself which included climbing in, up to his neck in merde, and using buckets to stagger fifty yards through the village to deposit the ordure in his garden.
I got the poo man to appear a few weeks later to do a proper job. This involves an enormous vacuum cleaner on a van with a big tank. They stretched and stretched the pipes as far as they would go but still didn't reach the place where the tank's entrance is. They therefore improvised with a spare bit of drainpipe which was lying around....
...and made the seal with their hands....
...which periodically broke and sprayed them with 100 year old poo.
They were there doing that for the best part of four hours.
They earned their euros that day.
In the South of France and fancy a banger?
www.mistersaucisse.fr
"Fine sausages for the discerning customer"
www.mistersaucisse.fr
"Fine sausages for the discerning customer"
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Posted 11 December 2010 - 08:46 PM
QUOTE (timtum @ Dec 11 2010, 01:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Don't know if I've posted this story before....
My mate here in France had some trouble with his septic tank in his house. He didn't know he had one until it overflowed - apparently half his house was missed out when the village went onto mains sewerage. He tried emptying it himself which included climbing in, up to his neck in merde, and using buckets to stagger fifty yards through the village to deposit the ordure in his garden.
I got the poo man to appear a few weeks later to do a proper job. This involves an enormous vacuum cleaner on a van with a big tank. They stretched and stretched the pipes as far as they would go but still didn't reach the place where the tank's entrance is. They therefore improvised with a spare bit of drainpipe which was lying around....
...and made the seal with their hands....
...which periodically broke and sprayed them with 100 year old poo.
They were there doing that for the best part of four hours.
They earned their euros that day.
My mate here in France had some trouble with his septic tank in his house. He didn't know he had one until it overflowed - apparently half his house was missed out when the village went onto mains sewerage. He tried emptying it himself which included climbing in, up to his neck in merde, and using buckets to stagger fifty yards through the village to deposit the ordure in his garden.
I got the poo man to appear a few weeks later to do a proper job. This involves an enormous vacuum cleaner on a van with a big tank. They stretched and stretched the pipes as far as they would go but still didn't reach the place where the tank's entrance is. They therefore improvised with a spare bit of drainpipe which was lying around....
...and made the seal with their hands....
...which periodically broke and sprayed them with 100 year old poo.
They were there doing that for the best part of four hours.
They earned their euros that day.
When they put sewers and a water treatment plant in Faucon in the Vaucluse, my mates house could not be connected owning to its position, so he retained his fosse septique,. However, he was still billed annually for sewage charges. After a long battle , he did manage to get in rescinded, but every time the water company changed hands, the charge returned and the fight started all over again. He now lives in Ireland, where they don't charge for water at all!
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Posted 12 December 2010 - 08:17 PM
QUOTE (Roy Boy @ Dec 10 2010, 03:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Anne Widdecombe's tampon inserter!
I don't think that that's an actual job Roy Boy.
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Posted 12 December 2010 - 08:21 PM
QUOTE (Millman @ Dec 12 2010, 08:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I don't think that that's an actual job Roy Boy.
It is - you work a continental shift pattern with the team of extractors - apparently the job comes with free BUPA and 28 days holiday - must be split up though as you can't have 28 days off in one continuous period!!
Edited by Roy Boy, 12 December 2010 - 08:22 PM.
Money can't buy you happiness!
It can buy you beer and that's a bit like happiness in a glass!
"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Sir Winston Churchill
Some folks are wise and some are otherwise!
Tobias Smollett
"I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink."
Joe E Lewis
"Look at the ffing state of that"!
My mate on the Avenue last Friday whilst pointing to a scantily clad young lady and spitting a mouthful of beer out!
It can buy you beer and that's a bit like happiness in a glass!
"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Sir Winston Churchill
Some folks are wise and some are otherwise!
Tobias Smollett
"I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink."
Joe E Lewis
"Look at the ffing state of that"!
My mate on the Avenue last Friday whilst pointing to a scantily clad young lady and spitting a mouthful of beer out!
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