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#1 Bangitin

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Posted 16 December 2010 - 01:14 PM

Little girl visits Santa's Grotto and sits on Santa's knee. "What do you want for Christmas little girl?" asks Santa. The little girl replies, "Please Dear Santa, can you bring me lots of clothes for those poor children on uncle statman's computer."
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#2 thepimp007

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Posted 16 December 2010 - 02:02 PM

QUOTE (Bangitin @ Dec 16 2010, 01:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Little girl visits Santa's Grotto and sits on Santa's knee. "What do you want for Christmas little girl?" asks Santa. The little girl replies, "Please Dear Santa, can you bring me lots of clothes for those poor children on uncle statman's computer."


NCL fines for december!!!

#3 thestatman

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Posted 16 December 2010 - 04:16 PM

Nice one! ;-)
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#4 pro

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Posted 17 December 2010 - 07:02 AM

I don't quite get it.

#5 Mog8

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Posted 17 December 2010 - 07:35 AM

[quote name='pro' post='2174994' date='Dec 17 2010, 08:02 AM']I don't quite get it
The Statman looks like a pedo look @ his avatar

Edited by Mog8, 17 December 2010 - 07:38 AM.

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#6 Isberg Ranger

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Posted 17 December 2010 - 02:45 PM

QUOTE (Bangitin @ Dec 16 2010, 01:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Little girl visits Santa's Grotto and sits on Santa's knee. "What do you want for Christmas little girl?" asks Santa. The little girl replies, "Please Dear Santa, can you bring me lots of clothes for those poor children on uncle statman's computer."


You just made me break my laptop! Fcking brilliant joke though, I wasn't expecting that!

Edited by Isberg Ranger, 17 December 2010 - 02:46 PM.


#7 mr bridge

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Posted 17 December 2010 - 03:09 PM

heather mills parents have bought her a new leg for xmas ......

its not her main present though, its just a stocking filler rolleyes.gif

Edited by mr bridge, 17 December 2010 - 03:10 PM.





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