"Right cheps, tomorrow you start the fourth test against the Aussies, kick their convict arrses, one will be looking forward to the Home game against the Blue Scum chelsea on Monday, we need to have them good if only to wipe the smile off that smug tosser John Terry's face. Unfortunately this will clash with the rugger at the Stoop so i will not be going, 'Quins are a bunch of stuck up snobs anyway, I mean Gingerjon goes down there what do you expect."
I didn't mention RL as I'm not sure which team she's a fan of. My head says Hull but my heart says Batley. Apart from that small omission I'm sure that's exactly what she's going to say.














