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#1 beacs

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Posted 02 January 2011 - 07:32 PM

WE WOZ ROBBED!!!!!!

Alert to all scrap metal merchants, watch out for CH he will be looking to have a silver cup melted down.

REPORT:

Oldham: Sh*te

Hornets: marginaly less Sh*te

Referee: considerably more Sh*te

Linesmen: marginaly less Sh*te than the referee.

Referee: Wore Oldham Shirt configured slightly differently. (His ability and eyesight should have been
re-configured.)

Floodlights: Don't work, (Punters Tip: Switch them on on Thursday, they should be up and running for Sunday)
Even he of the dark glasses and natty bermuda's had to remove the dark glasses when the lights
went on, or was that off.

Oldhams spelling: There is no W in Sh*tebank

For Future Reference: Please will all visiting Supporters be aware that the concrete fence, grass/concrete
terracing and invisible stand is highly flammable, hence the NO Smoking at Sh*tebank
Stadium.

Recommendations: Need to arrange minor earth quake/tremor to level things up a bit.

LOL

The Baron


#2 Gary Coyle

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Posted 02 January 2011 - 08:30 PM

Funny all the same

#3 OldhamGal

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Posted 02 January 2011 - 08:49 PM

Funny how?
Ain't it funny how you think you're gonna be OK
Till you remember things are never gonna be the same again?
Ain't it crazy how you think you've got your whole life planned
Just to find that it was never ever in your hands?


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#4 9' oller

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Posted 02 January 2011 - 09:20 PM


gok whan

Karl cheers now move on the KEAR IS HERE!


#5 Gary Coyle

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Posted 02 January 2011 - 09:44 PM

QUOTE (OldhamGal @ Jan 2 2011, 08:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Funny how?

Funny, ha, ha.

#6 The Baron Mk11

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Posted 02 January 2011 - 11:05 PM

QUOTE (Gary Coyle @ Jan 2 2011, 09:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Funny, ha, ha.



Thank you Gary, I am glad to see someone has a sense of humour. It was suggested I should go to Specsavers, unfortunately it is the reader who needs to go, not me, they neglected to look at the foot of the post (LOL) which means it is meant to be laughed at in a light hearted way.

The funniest thing is, I shook hands today with a couple of those posters and wished them a "Happy New Year", and I still do.

Thanks again

Kind Regards

The Baron

QUIS CUSTODIAT IPSOS CUSTODES


#7 Roughyeds Return

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Posted 03 January 2011 - 01:18 AM

QUOTE (The Baron Mk11 @ Jan 2 2011, 11:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Thank you Gary, I am glad to see someone has a sense of humour. It was suggested I should go to Specsavers, unfortunately it is the reader who needs to go, not me, they neglected to look at the foot of the post (LOL) which means it is meant to be laughed at in a light hearted way.

The funniest thing is, I shook hands today with a couple of those posters and wished them a "Happy New Year", and I still do.

Thanks again

Kind Regards

The Baron


Oh WOW, LOL makes all the difference! You're a prat, looking for a way out. Refer to 2 independent views on a similar thread on Hornets website, you were soundly beaten and these posts clearly demonstrate that you are a one eyed prat.

Do you really think you have wound us up, I don't think so, who won the game?

YOU'RE JUST A SMALL TOWN IN OLDHAM!!! SMALL TOWN IN OLDHAM, YOU'RE JUST A SMALL TOWN IN OLDHAM!

COME ON OLDHAM!!!! COME ON OLDHAM!!!!!


#8 Slimjaguar

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Posted 03 January 2011 - 12:01 PM

Greetings Roughyeds....

Very original Baron, even though you try to worm your way out by saying your verbal diatribe of our ground was a joke. Well you’re the bloody joke mate. You’re a 12 MONTHS TO LATE bloody joke - the thing is pal we’ve heard it all before, we get it after every home game.
Some sad lonely person with the same brain capacity as an Amoeba comes on here and slags the ground off, there is always one Mr Original, always, never fails. Next time you moron - come in the club- house and say it - don’t hide behind a computer screen.


Any similarity to Queens English is purely coincidental.

#9 boro hornet

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Posted 03 January 2011 - 09:16 PM

QUOTE (Slimjaguar @ Jan 3 2011, 12:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Greetings Roughyeds....

Very original Baron, even though you try to worm your way out by saying your verbal diatribe of our ground was a joke. Well you’re the bloody joke mate. You’re a 12 MONTHS TO LATE bloody joke - the thing is pal we’ve heard it all before, we get it after every home game.
Some sad lonely person with the same brain capacity as an Amoeba comes on here and slags the ground off, there is always one Mr Original, always, never fails. Next time you moron - come in the club- house and say it - don’t hide behind a computer screen.

If as you say its been being said for 12 months then dont you think some of the problems with the ground should have been sorted,at least some kind of terracing to enable people to see.
On the match you did deserve the win it was a decent game,both teams will inprove and i look forward to the league matches in the coming season.

Success does not consists in never making blunders,but in never making the same one the second time.

#10 beacs

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Posted 03 January 2011 - 09:28 PM


Problems like what u suggest will be sorted in the future , but and as always its a BIG BUT financially its not at the moment appropriate to , why do you and everyone else think we are so damn gutted at losing 4 consecutive finals for promotion , Oldham need that extra funding to budget on the ground development too , or am i the only numpty who can see that is the only way of us getting the kind of cash for the ground development ???




#11 boro hornet

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Posted 03 January 2011 - 09:36 PM

QUOTE (beacs @ Jan 3 2011, 09:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Problems like what u suggest will be sorted in the future , but and as always its a BIG BUT financially its not at the moment appropriate to , why do you and everyone else think we are so damn gutted at losing 4 consecutive finals for promotion , Oldham need that extra funding to budget on the ground development too , or am i the only numpty who can see that is the only way of us getting the kind of cash for the ground development ???


But people who pay a lot of money to come and watch cant see the match they will stop coming,maybe a guy with a bit of money and a love of the club with contacts in construction (or demolition) might help. wink.gif
Success does not consists in never making blunders,but in never making the same one the second time.

#12 Herbert St

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Posted 04 January 2011 - 06:07 PM

QUOTE (boro hornet @ Jan 3 2011, 10:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
But people who pay a lot of money to come and watch cant see the match they will stop coming,maybe a guy with a bit of money and a love of the club with contacts in construction (or demolition) might help. wink.gif


Hear, hear.

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Posted 04 January 2011 - 07:55 PM

QUOTE (boro hornet @ Jan 3 2011, 10:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
But people who pay a lot of money to come and watch cant see the match they will stop coming,maybe a guy with a bit of money and a love of the club with contacts in construction (or demolition) might help. wink.gif

Dear me, not another demolition man!

#14 SINGE

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Posted 05 January 2011 - 08:42 AM

QUOTE (boro hornet @ Jan 3 2011, 09:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
But people who pay a lot of money to come and watch cant see the match they will stop coming,maybe a guy with a bit of money and a love of the club with contacts in construction (or demolition) might help. wink.gif


QUOTE (getamungum @ Jan 4 2011, 07:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Dear me, not another demolition man!


He did well at Blackpool didn't he...

Edited by SINGE, 05 January 2011 - 08:48 AM.


#15 Keith T

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Posted 05 January 2011 - 02:47 PM

QUOTE (SINGE @ Jan 5 2011, 09:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
He did well at Blackpool didn't he...


Er, no, he wasn't "in" at Blackpool just thinking about it and then pulled out.
I remember when .............................

"It is impossible not to feel a twinge of sympathy for Workington Town, the fall guys this season for the Super League's determination to retain it's European dimesion, in the shape of Paris. While the French have had every assistance to survive, the importance of having a flagship in a heartland area like West Cumbria has been conveniently forgotten." - Dave hadfield - Independent 25th Augsut 1996.

#16 SINGE

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Posted 05 January 2011 - 05:20 PM

QUOTE (Keith T @ Jan 5 2011, 02:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Er, no, he wasn't "in" at Blackpool just thinking about it and then pulled out.

The Midas Touch perhaps




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