Jim Davidson breaches Geneva Convention!
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, Jan 07 2011 01:09 PM
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Posted 07 January 2011 - 01:09 PM
"Journalists are meant to be neutral, for God's sake." - Stephen 'Wiggy' Jones
"Perhaps it would be better that future criticism of sports be made on the narrow basis of what is being discussed, without reference to other sports, unless those sports offer a solution to the problem in hand." - Brian 'Pigface' Moore
"What happens in rugby union? A player takes the ball, moves forward a little and gets tackled. A whole load of players then roll about on the ground. Pheep! The referee gives a penalty." - Simon Barnes
"Perhaps it would be better that future criticism of sports be made on the narrow basis of what is being discussed, without reference to other sports, unless those sports offer a solution to the problem in hand." - Brian 'Pigface' Moore
"What happens in rugby union? A player takes the ball, moves forward a little and gets tackled. A whole load of players then roll about on the ground. Pheep! The referee gives a penalty." - Simon Barnes
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Posted 07 January 2011 - 01:11 PM
Jim Davidson needs to breach the surface of Lake Geneva and stay under for a long time - like forever!
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Posted 07 January 2011 - 01:14 PM
QUOTE (WearyRhino @ Jan 7 2011, 01:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Jim Davidson needs to breach the surface of Lake Geneva and stay under for a long time - like forever!
harsh but fair
there are those among us
who think that life is but a joke
who think that life is but a joke
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Posted 07 January 2011 - 01:52 PM
QUOTE (WearyRhino @ Jan 7 2011, 01:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Jim Davidson needs to breach the surface of Lake Geneva and stay under for a long time - like forever!
Agreed. He's not half as funny as Bernard Manning was.
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Posted 07 January 2011 - 01:55 PM
QUOTE (Number 16 @ Jan 7 2011, 01:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Agreed. He's not half as funny as Bernard Manning was.
Bernard Manning was a genius. The only issue was the way he used his talent.
there are those among us
who think that life is but a joke
who think that life is but a joke
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Posted 07 January 2011 - 01:58 PM
QUOTE (l'angelo mysterioso @ Jan 7 2011, 01:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
fair
I've corrected your typo... no need to thank me.
"Journalists are meant to be neutral, for God's sake." - Stephen 'Wiggy' Jones
"Perhaps it would be better that future criticism of sports be made on the narrow basis of what is being discussed, without reference to other sports, unless those sports offer a solution to the problem in hand." - Brian 'Pigface' Moore
"What happens in rugby union? A player takes the ball, moves forward a little and gets tackled. A whole load of players then roll about on the ground. Pheep! The referee gives a penalty." - Simon Barnes
"Perhaps it would be better that future criticism of sports be made on the narrow basis of what is being discussed, without reference to other sports, unless those sports offer a solution to the problem in hand." - Brian 'Pigface' Moore
"What happens in rugby union? A player takes the ball, moves forward a little and gets tackled. A whole load of players then roll about on the ground. Pheep! The referee gives a penalty." - Simon Barnes
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Posted 07 January 2011 - 02:08 PM
QUOTE (Futtocks @ Jan 7 2011, 01:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I've corrected your typo... no need to thank me.
since you mention it.
but be careful, correcting my typos is a dfull time job
there are those among us
who think that life is but a joke
who think that life is but a joke
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Posted 07 January 2011 - 02:18 PM
QUOTE (Number 16 @ Jan 7 2011, 01:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Agreed. He's not half as funny as Bernard Manning was.
Now now !
Remember what happened last time...........................................................!!!
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Posted 07 January 2011 - 03:28 PM
QUOTE (l'angelo mysterioso @ Jan 7 2011, 02:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
since you mention it.
but be careful, correcting my typos is a dfull time job
but be careful, correcting my typos is a dfull time job
Was that deliberate?
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Posted 07 January 2011 - 03:30 PM
there are those among us
who think that life is but a joke
who think that life is but a joke
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Posted 07 January 2011 - 05:41 PM
well thats me done donating to the red cross, i'll give my money to a charity with a bit more sense.
I knew a girl and I like her still
she said she knew she would trust me
and I her will...
she said she knew she would trust me
and I her will...
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Posted 07 January 2011 - 08:08 PM
QUOTE (Haloman @ Jan 7 2011, 02:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Now now !
Remember what happened last time...........................................................!!!
Remember what happened last time...........................................................!!!
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Posted 07 January 2011 - 08:10 PM
QUOTE (WearyRhino @ Jan 7 2011, 01:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Jim Davidson needs to breach the surface of Lake Geneva and stay under for a long time - like forever!
I'm no fan of Davidson but I think that's going too far.
There are lots of lakes in Cumbria after all.
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Posted 07 January 2011 - 08:50 PM
QUOTE (Haloman @ Jan 7 2011, 02:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Now now !
Remember what happened last time...........................................................!!!
Remember what happened last time...........................................................!!!
aye remember that one.
And so the future begins.....
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Posted 07 January 2011 - 09:37 PM
I still haven't forgiven Davidson (and Paul Daniels while we're at it) for failing to follow through on his promise to leave the country if Labour won the election in 1997 
God Rides a Harley but the Devil rides a Ducati!
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Posted 08 January 2011 - 01:46 PM
QUOTE (Shadow @ Jan 7 2011, 09:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I still haven't forgiven Davidson (and Paul Daniels while we're at it) for failing to follow through on his promise to leave the country if Labour won the election in 1997
Haloman reckons that New Labour came to a secret arrangement with both (and Frank Bruno, Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber) to stop the brain drain in order for tax breaks for them and large sums of money paid into Swiss bank accounts in the names of Blair, Brown and Mandelson. Or he'll think something like that. Allegedly!!!
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Posted 08 January 2011 - 01:51 PM
QUOTE (WearyRhino @ Jan 8 2011, 01:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Haloman reckons that New Labour came to a secret arrangement with both (and Frank Bruno, Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber) to stop the brain drain in order for tax breaks for them and large sums of money paid into Swiss bank accounts in the names of Blair, Brown and Mandelson. Or he'll think something like that. Allegedly!!!
You know, I just lost the will, half way through that.
Maybe you should stick to posting Bernard Manning hate mail? You were quite good at that at one time.
PS welcome to my ignore list.
Edited by Haloman, 08 January 2011 - 02:44 PM.
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