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[Sempur]

There's no one like our Brett, heres why................


1. Brett does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Brett McDermott.

2. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Brett McDermott pajamas.

3. Brett McDermott can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

4. Brett McDermott played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

5. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his wardrobe for Brett McDermott.

6. Brett McDermott's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

7. When Brett was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never ever slap Brett McDermott.

8. When Brett McDermott crosses Duke Street, the cars have to look both ways.

9. You can't change the laws of physics. Not true. Brett can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

10. Brett McDermott can touch MC Hammer.

11. If you have five pounds and Brett has five pounds, Brett McDermott has more money than you.

12. There is no 'Ctrl' button on Brett McDermott's computer. Brett McDermott is always in control.

13. Apple i-tunes pay Brett McDermott 79 pence every time he listens to a song.

14. Brett McDermott can sneeze with his eyes open.

15. Brett McDermott is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

16. Brett McDermott can kill two stones with one bird.

17. Brett McDermott doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

18. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Brett McDermott has allowed to live.

19. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Brett McDermott.

20. Brett McDermott does not sleep. He waits.

21. Brett McDermott counted to infinity - twice.

22. When Brett McDermott does a press up, he isn’t lifting himself up; he’s pushing the Earth down.

23. Brett McDermott’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

24. Brett McDermott can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

25. Brett McDermott doesn’t wear a watch; He decides what time it is.

26. Brett McDermott can slam a revolving door.

27. Brett McDermott does not get frostbite. Brett McDermott bites frost.

28. Brett McDermott has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. [/size]

[bar red]

Now we do know what you do at work!

[Barrow Phantom]

That's right Red

29. Sempur bends over for Brett Mcdermott

[charlie caroli]

There's no one like our Brett, heres why................


1. Brett does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Brett McDermott.

2. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Brett McDermott pajamas.

3. Brett McDermott can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

4. Brett McDermott played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

5. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his wardrobe for Brett McDermott.

6. Brett McDermott's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

7. When Brett was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never ever slap Brett McDermott.

8. When Brett McDermott crosses Duke Street, the cars have to look both ways.

9. You can't change the laws of physics. Not true. Brett can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

10. Brett McDermott can touch MC Hammer.

11. If you have five pounds and Brett has five pounds, Brett McDermott has more money than you.

12. There is no 'Ctrl' button on Brett McDermott's computer. Brett McDermott is always in control.

13. Apple i-tunes pay Brett McDermott 79 pence every time he listens to a song.

14. Brett McDermott can sneeze with his eyes open.

15. Brett McDermott is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

16. Brett McDermott can kill two stones with one bird.

17. Brett McDermott doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

18. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Brett McDermott has allowed to live.

19. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Brett McDermott.

20. Brett McDermott does not sleep. He waits.

21. Brett McDermott counted to infinity - twice.

22. When Brett McDermott does a press up, he isn’t lifting himself up; he’s pushing the Earth down.

23. Brett McDermott’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

24. Brett McDermott can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

25. Brett McDermott doesn’t wear a watch; He decides what time it is.

26. Brett McDermott can slam a revolving door.

27. Brett McDermott does not get frostbite. Brett McDermott bites frost.

28. Brett McDermott has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. [/size]

Stevie Wonder cuts Brett McDermotts hair.

[dwb]

That's right Red

29. Sempur bends over for Brett Mcdermott

Brilliant...

[Plan of Attack]

These are all pinched from a list of chuck norris sayings anyway with bretts name inserted instead of chucks

[rod reddy]

These are all pinched from a list of chuck norris sayings anyway with bretts name inserted instead of chucks

Hooray for Captain Obvious.

[Sempur]

These are all pinched from a list of chuck norris sayings anyway with bretts name inserted instead of chucks

Thanks a lot POA, me covers blown.


Brett could have Chuck Norris anytime.

With one hand tied behind his back.

Standing on one leg.

While carrying a bag of coal.

With his eyes closed.

Probably

[Barrow Phantom]

These are all pinched from a list of chuck norris sayings anyway with bretts name inserted instead of chucks

And there was me thinking Sempur had thought of these all by himself.

Fancy stealing somebody elses lines Semper.

Shambles lol

[RP10]

I wonder what all that white stuff around your mouth on Sunday Bri............and now everything Cums into place!