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[PooingDog]

With all the doom and gloom, what with riots in London and impending financial melt down of the world here's a little joke to lighten the mood.


Cameron and Clegg were on a plane to Las Vagas to see if they could find suitable investments for the nations wealth.
Cameron looked at Clegg chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a £1,000 note out of the window right now and make somebody very happy".
Clegg shrugged his shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten £100 notes out of the window and make ten people very happy".
Hearing their exchange, the pilot of plane said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. I could throw both of them out of the window and make 60 million people very happy!"


Not the best I've ever heard but at least it's clean.

[ArthurDaley]

With all the doom and gloom, what with riots in London and impending financial melt down of the world here's a little joke to lighten the mood.


Cameron and Clegg were on a plane to Las Vagas to see if they could find suitable investments for the nations wealth.
Cameron looked at Clegg chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a £1,000 note out of the window right now and make somebody very happy".
Clegg shrugged his shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten £100 notes out of the window and make ten people very happy".
Hearing their exchange, the pilot of plane said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. I could throw both of them out of the window and make 60 million people very happy!"


Not the best I've ever heard but at least it's clean.

Tottenham Hotspur, sign a new player.

GRABATELLI.

[BUZZYBEE]

But joking apart we will end up footing the bill !!!

[Pugwash]

This is not a joke!

Fill the water cannon with that indelible dye they use to catch thieves and spray the bu66ers with it, then go round and pick 'em up and make 'em put right everything they ruined!!!

This is a joke!

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and David Cameron dead in the road?

There's skid marks in front of the dog!!!

Pugwash.

[Hornets Nest]

But joking apart we will end up footing the bill !!!

Wendy, is there any reason why the millions that will be collected by HM Treasury as a result of fining these criminals via the CPS cannot go directly to the victims and their businesses.

The real reason is that the Champagne swilling sect do not believe in wealth re-distribution hence the fines will end up straight into the clammy hands of Cameron and Gideon.

Keep up the good work

Mark Reynolds

[Jeffles]

My turn:

Rioters turned on Oldham RLFC's Whitebank Stadium overnight, upturning seats and setting fire to the stand. Police and the club estimated that the youths caused £500,000 worth of improvements.