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[STEVE P]

Yesterday morning me and my wife decided to go to the Victoria Garden Centre at Featherstone for a mooch around. As somebody who normally remains dozy from a good night's sleep until lunchtime I was trying to get the route through Wakefield into my head as we set off driving, and thinking out loud I said, 'Now then, how do you get to Featherstone?'

I got no answer, as she knows what I'm like and knew I was only muttering to myself, but in a couple of seconds I had the solution.

'I know' I said, 'you play for Dewsbury for a couple of seasons and then they come and fetch you.'

[grumpyoldram]

- Or were you being serious ?