why did you walk out?
No DL?
Serious point. Will you now be regarded as intentionally jobless?
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JohnM
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Posted 14 December 2012 - 11:34 AM
No DL?
Serious point. Will you now be regarded as intentionally jobless?
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Posted 14 December 2012 - 11:44 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk...nology-20718362
Norman Woodland, inventor of the barcode.
Beep! Unexpected coffin in the bagging area.
"Journalists are meant to be neutral, for God's sake." - Stephen 'Wiggy' Jones
"Perhaps it would be better that future criticism of sports be made on the narrow basis of what is being discussed, without reference to other sports, unless those sports offer a solution to the problem in hand." - Brian 'Pigface' Moore
"What happens in rugby union? A player takes the ball, moves forward a little and gets tackled. A whole load of players then roll about on the ground. Pheep! The referee gives a penalty." - Simon Barnes
"Perhaps it would be better that future criticism of sports be made on the narrow basis of what is being discussed, without reference to other sports, unless those sports offer a solution to the problem in hand." - Brian 'Pigface' Moore
"What happens in rugby union? A player takes the ball, moves forward a little and gets tackled. A whole load of players then roll about on the ground. Pheep! The referee gives a penalty." - Simon Barnes
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Posted 14 December 2012 - 12:22 PM
About the only thing those infernal machines haven't announced to me.Beep! Unexpected coffin in the bagging area.
"I don't see what all the fuss is about. I mean, it's only fair after last year isn't it? Look Neil, just for you, I've put my best Rovers' tie on today in the hope it'll go some way to make up for it. Oh, by the way, Jon sends his regards."
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Posted 14 December 2012 - 01:45 PM
Former BBC newsreader and Treasure Hunt TV game show host Kenneth Kendall has died, aged 88
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Posted 14 December 2012 - 03:17 PM
Swinton RLFC est 1866 - Supplying England with players when most of your clubs were in nappies
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Posted 14 December 2012 - 04:43 PM
Does that mean somebody else is now on bleep 1673?My career in the NHS, R.I.P.
I walked out in the middle of a disciplinary meeting on Tuesday, throwing my ID at the manager & telling her to stick her 4 kin job.
01.07.84 - 11.12.12
& I'm glad xx
"I own up. I am a serial risk taker. I live in a flood zone, cycle without a helmet, drink alcohol and on Sunday I had bacon for breakfast."
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Posted 25 December 2012 - 11:32 AM
Jack Klugman - http://www.telegraph...ck-Klugman.html
Money can't buy you happiness!
It can buy you beer and that's a bit like happiness in a glass!
"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Sir Winston Churchill
Some folks are wise and some are otherwise!
Tobias Smollett
"I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink."
Joe E Lewis
"Look at the ffing state of that"!
My mate on the Avenue last Friday whilst pointing to a scantily clad young lady and spitting a mouthful of beer out!
It can buy you beer and that's a bit like happiness in a glass!
"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Sir Winston Churchill
Some folks are wise and some are otherwise!
Tobias Smollett
"I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink."
Joe E Lewis
"Look at the ffing state of that"!
My mate on the Avenue last Friday whilst pointing to a scantily clad young lady and spitting a mouthful of beer out!
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Posted 25 December 2012 - 11:36 AM
bleep 1673 was at a previous job when I registered, the ODP at my "current" job is 2900Does that mean somebody else is now on bleep 1673?
Swinton RLFC est 1866 - Supplying England with players when most of your clubs were in nappies
#209
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Posted 25 December 2012 - 02:08 PM
Other deaths just announced - actor Charles Durning and composer Richard Rodney Bennett.
Edited by Futtocks, 25 December 2012 - 02:08 PM.
"Journalists are meant to be neutral, for God's sake." - Stephen 'Wiggy' Jones
"Perhaps it would be better that future criticism of sports be made on the narrow basis of what is being discussed, without reference to other sports, unless those sports offer a solution to the problem in hand." - Brian 'Pigface' Moore
"What happens in rugby union? A player takes the ball, moves forward a little and gets tackled. A whole load of players then roll about on the ground. Pheep! The referee gives a penalty." - Simon Barnes
"Perhaps it would be better that future criticism of sports be made on the narrow basis of what is being discussed, without reference to other sports, unless those sports offer a solution to the problem in hand." - Brian 'Pigface' Moore
"What happens in rugby union? A player takes the ball, moves forward a little and gets tackled. A whole load of players then roll about on the ground. Pheep! The referee gives a penalty." - Simon Barnes
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Posted 26 December 2012 - 04:33 PM
"Journalists are meant to be neutral, for God's sake." - Stephen 'Wiggy' Jones
"Perhaps it would be better that future criticism of sports be made on the narrow basis of what is being discussed, without reference to other sports, unless those sports offer a solution to the problem in hand." - Brian 'Pigface' Moore
"What happens in rugby union? A player takes the ball, moves forward a little and gets tackled. A whole load of players then roll about on the ground. Pheep! The referee gives a penalty." - Simon Barnes
"Perhaps it would be better that future criticism of sports be made on the narrow basis of what is being discussed, without reference to other sports, unless those sports offer a solution to the problem in hand." - Brian 'Pigface' Moore
"What happens in rugby union? A player takes the ball, moves forward a little and gets tackled. A whole load of players then roll about on the ground. Pheep! The referee gives a penalty." - Simon Barnes
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Posted 26 December 2012 - 06:05 PM
RIP Gerry Anderson
My favourite character - Aqua Marina - my impersonation of her was diabolical and always ended up with tears (of laughter)
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My favourite character - Aqua Marina - my impersonation of her was diabolical and always ended up with tears (of laughter)
http://www.artmajeur...mage_id=4776595
Whilst I do not suffer fools gladly, I will always gladly make fools suffer
Comment is free, but facts are sacred. - C. P. Scott
A man is getting along on the road of wisdom when he realises that his opinion is just an opinion
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Posted 27 December 2012 - 10:32 AM
And no-one understood him but his wo-man..."A complicated man ..." http://www.newstates...tion_ref_map=[]
Then wisdom says: cherish your days, worry only lets your time slip away
Push away the thief trying to steal your gift, the fighter is the one whose feet are swift.
Push away the thief trying to steal your gift, the fighter is the one whose feet are swift.
#213
my missus
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Posted 27 December 2012 - 08:12 PM
I knew a girl and I like her still
she said she knew she would trust me
and I her will...
she said she knew she would trust me
and I her will...
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Posted 27 December 2012 - 08:57 PM
He won't be dead, he'll be out there somewhere on the world wide web...http://www.telegraph...killed-off.html
this is a strange one.
peter parker aka spiderman killed off.
Edited by Old Frightful, 27 December 2012 - 08:58 PM.
"I don't see what all the fuss is about. I mean, it's only fair after last year isn't it? Look Neil, just for you, I've put my best Rovers' tie on today in the hope it'll go some way to make up for it. Oh, by the way, Jon sends his regards."
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Posted 29 December 2012 - 05:39 AM
No link but Tony Greig, the ex England cricket player has died aged 66.
Edited by Johnoco, 29 December 2012 - 05:40 AM.
Then wisdom says: cherish your days, worry only lets your time slip away
Push away the thief trying to steal your gift, the fighter is the one whose feet are swift.
Push away the thief trying to steal your gift, the fighter is the one whose feet are swift.
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Posted 29 December 2012 - 06:52 AM
General "Stormin' Norman" Schwarzkopf
God Rides a Harley but the Devil rides a Ducati!
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Posted 29 December 2012 - 08:17 AM
"I don't see what all the fuss is about. I mean, it's only fair after last year isn't it? Look Neil, just for you, I've put my best Rovers' tie on today in the hope it'll go some way to make up for it. Oh, by the way, Jon sends his regards."
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Posted 29 December 2012 - 10:31 AM
No link but Tony Greig, the ex England cricket player has died aged 66.
no age at all
"Freedom without socialism is privilege and injustice, socialism without freedom is slavery and brutality" - Mikhail Bakunin
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Posted 29 December 2012 - 11:36 AM
"it is a well known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it."
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