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If this continues there will be more Kiwis playing SOO than Aussies.
SOO is now becoming a joke
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The Future is League
, Jun 18 2012 08:33 AM
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R L Winger
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Posted 20 June 2012 - 04:17 AM
State of Origin is no longer the best v the best. It is time for a new concept, so we see 2 teams of the best players in the NRL up against each other in a 3 game series.
Edited by R L Winger, 20 June 2012 - 04:17 AM.
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kiwityke
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Posted 22 June 2012 - 08:13 AM
State of Origin is no longer the best v the best. It is time for a new concept, so we see 2 teams of the best players in the NRL up against each other in a 3 game series.
At least we have more of the proverbial Biff
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Posted 24 June 2012 - 09:26 PM
Three guys - a Tasmanian, a Queenslander and a New South Welshman - are out walking along the beach together one day.
They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes total", says the genie.
The Tasmanian says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad's a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity."
With a blink of the genie's eye, 'FOOM' the oceans were teaming with fish.
The New South Welshman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around NSW, so that we can run our own State how we feel, and no hippie southerner can tell us what to do. I want it so nothing and no-one will get in or out for all eternity."
Again, with a blink of the genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around NSW.
The Queenslander asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out."
The Queenslander says, "Fill it up with water.
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Did you hear that the Post Office has had to recall their latest stamps?
They had pictures of QLD players on them. People couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
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Four surgeons are taking a coffee break.
The first one says, "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up everything inside them is numbered."
The second surgeon says, "Nah, librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
Third surgeon says, "Try electricians. Everything inside them is colour-coded."
The fourth one says, "I prefer NSW fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and backsides are interchangeable.
Swap the NSW/QLD tags round to suit your taste!
They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes total", says the genie.
The Tasmanian says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad's a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity."
With a blink of the genie's eye, 'FOOM' the oceans were teaming with fish.
The New South Welshman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around NSW, so that we can run our own State how we feel, and no hippie southerner can tell us what to do. I want it so nothing and no-one will get in or out for all eternity."
Again, with a blink of the genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around NSW.
The Queenslander asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out."
The Queenslander says, "Fill it up with water.
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Did you hear that the Post Office has had to recall their latest stamps?
They had pictures of QLD players on them. People couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
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Four surgeons are taking a coffee break.
The first one says, "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up everything inside them is numbered."
The second surgeon says, "Nah, librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
Third surgeon says, "Try electricians. Everything inside them is colour-coded."
The fourth one says, "I prefer NSW fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and backsides are interchangeable.
Swap the NSW/QLD tags round to suit your taste!
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