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#1 Native New Yorker

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 09:22 PM

Thanks to Gurner for these questions, with a little edit from yours truly

1. team that kicks off:
2. Will both teams reach double figures? Yes / No
3. team that doesn't kick off:
4. Will there be a 40/20?
5. How many players with 3 or more vowels in their surname; will score?
6. total points scored (5 for cock on etc etc):
7. team that doesn't score first:
8. MOM
9. number of tries int first half:
10.How many 2 pointers will be scored?
11.first scrum will be fed by which team:
12.will the first attempted 2 pointer be converted?:
13.name the last try scorer:
14.name the player who kicks last 2 pointer:
15.Attendance to the nearest 1000
16.refs short colour:
17. total number on shirts of starting 26, 10 for cock on blahblahblah:
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Posted 02 August 2012 - 10:32 PM

1. team that kicks off: Warrington
2. Will both teams reach double figures? Yes
3. team that doesn't kick off: Saints
4. Will there be a 40/20? Yes
5. How many players with 3 or more vowels in their surname; will score? 3
6. total points scored (5 for cock on etc etc): 40
7. team that doesn't score first: Saints
8. MOM James Roby
9. number of tries int first half: 6
10.How many 2 pointers will be scored 10
11.first scrum will be fed by which team: Warrington
12.will the first attempted 2 pointer be converted?: Yes
13.name the last try score: Ryan Atkins
14.name the player who kicks last 2 pointer: Brett Hodgson
15.Attendance to the nearest 1000: 17,000
16.refs short colour: Yellow
17. total number on shirts of starting 26, 10 for cock on blahblahblah: 220
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Posted 03 August 2012 - 11:37 AM

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1. team that kicks off: Wire
2. Will both teams reach double figures? Yes
3. team that doesn't kick off: Wire
4. Will there be a 40/20? No
5. How many players with 3 or more vowels in their surname; will score? 2
6. total points scored (5 for cock on etc etc): 44
7. team that doesn't score first: Saints
8. MOM: Hodgson
9. number of tries int first half: 5
10.How many 2 pointers will be scored? 9
11.first scrum will be fed by which team: Wire
12.will the first attempted 2 pointer be converted?: Yes
13.name the last try scorer: Wilkin
14.name the player who kicks last 2 pointer: Hodgson
15.Attendance to the nearest 1000: 16000
16.refs short colour: Black
17. total number on shirts of starting 26: 243
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Posted 03 August 2012 - 01:07 PM

1. team that kicks off: skints
2. Will both teams reach double figures? Yes / No yes
3. team that doesn't kick off:wire
4. Will there be a 40/20? no
5. How many players with 3 or more vowels in their surname; will score? 3
6. total points scored (5 for cock on etc etc): 53
7. team that doesn't score first: wire
8. MOM james roby
9. number of tries int first half: 4
10.How many 2 pointers will be scored? 10
11.first scrum will be fed by which team: wire
12.will the first attempted 2 pointer be converted?: yes
13.name the last try scorer: wellens
14.name the player who kicks last 2 pointer: hodgson
15.Attendance to the nearest 1000 16500
16.refs short colour: black
17. total number on shirts of starting 26, 10 for cock on blahblahblah: 255
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Posted 04 August 2012 - 10:03 AM

1. team that kicks off: Saints
2. Will both teams reach double figures? Yes
3. team that doesn't kick off: Wire
4. Will there be a 40/20? Yes
5. How many players with 3 or more vowels in their surname; will score? 4
6. total points scored (5 for cock on etc etc): 42
7. team that doesn't score first: Wire
8. MOM Roby
9. number of tries int first half: 5
10.How many 2 pointers will be scored 9
11.first scrum will be fed by which team: Wire
12.will the first attempted 2 pointer be converted?: Yes
13.name the last try score: Wilkins
14.name the player who kicks last 2 pointer: Hodgson
15.Attendance to the nearest 1000: 16000
16.refs short colour: Pink
17. total number on shirts of starting 26, 10 for cock on blahblahblah: 215
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Posted 05 August 2012 - 09:23 AM

1. team that kicks off: Saints
2. Will both teams reach double figures? Yes
3. team that doesn't kick off: Wire
4. Will there be a 40/20? no
5. How many players with 3 or more vowels in their surname; will score? 2
6. total points scored (5 for cock on etc etc): 52
7. team that doesn't score first: Wire
8. MOM Roby
9. number of tries int first half: 6
10.How many 2 pointers will be scored 12
11.first scrum will be fed by which team: Wire
12.will the first attempted 2 pointer be converted?: Yes
13.name the last try score: lomax
14.name the player who kicks last 2 pointer: Hodgson
15.Attendance to the nearest 1000: 17000
16.refs short colour: black17. total number on shirts of starting 26, 10 for cock on blahblahblah: 278
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Posted 06 August 2012 - 05:09 PM

1. team that kicks off: Saints
2. Will both teams reach double figures? Yes / No Yes
3. team that doesn't kick off: Saints
4. Will there be a 40/20? Yes
5. How many players with 3 or more vowels in their surname; will score? 2
6. total points scored (5 for cock on etc etc): 46
7. team that doesn't score first: Saints
8. MOM Roby
9. number of tries int first half: 5
10.How many 2 pointers will be scored? 11
11.first scrum will be fed by which team: Saints
12.will the first attempted 2 pointer be converted?: Yes
13.name the last try scorer: Roby
14.name the player who kicks last 2 pointer: Hodgson
15.Attendance to the nearest 1000 15500
16.refs short colour: Black
17. total number on shirts of starting 26, 10 for cock on blahblahblah: 232
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Posted 06 August 2012 - 05:15 PM

1. team that kicks off: Saints
2. Will both teams reach double figures? Yes
3. team that doesn't kick off: Saints
4. Will there be a 40/20? Yes
5. How many players with 3 or more vowels in their surname; will score? 2
6. total points scored (5 for cock on etc etc): 42
7. team that doesn't score first: Saints
8. MOM Atkins
9. number of tries int first half: 4
10.How many 2 pointers will be scored? 7
11.first scrum will be fed by which team: Saints
12.will the first attempted 2 pointer be converted?: Yes
13.name the last try scorer: Atkins
14.name the player who kicks last 2 pointer: Hodgson
15.Attendance to the nearest 1000 16000
16.refs short colour: Green
17. total number on shirts of starting 26, 10 for cock on blahblahblah: 230
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Posted 06 August 2012 - 05:32 PM

1. team that kicks off: Saints
2. Will both teams reach double figures? Yes
3. team that doesn't kick off: Wire
4. Will there be a 40/20? no
5. How many players with 3 or more vowels in their surname; will score? 2
6. total points scored (5 for cock on etc etc): 58
7. team that doesn't score first: Wire
8. MOM Wellans
9. number of tries int first half: 5
10.How many 2 pointers will be scored 8
11.first scrum will be fed by which team: Wire
12.will the first attempted 2 pointer be converted?: Yes
13.name the last try score: lomax
14.name the player who kicks last 2 pointer: makinson
15.Attendance to the nearest 1000: 17000
16.refs short colour: black17. total number on shirts of starting 26, 10 for cock on blahblahblah: 286
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