Either no one watches much TV anymore or people are too embarrassed to admit what rubbish they are watching to post it in this thread.
Which is where I come in.
New series of Celebrity Big Brother (Ch5) started this week, taking the 'who the hell is that' normally associated with this show to new extremes. A motley bunch of people from other reality TV shows (Strictly, TOWIE, Geordie Shore, Benefits Street), a faded popstar, a faded soapstar, a sprinkling of unknown Americans, an unhinged Hollywood star (the genuinely famous but scary Gary Busey, to whom the years nor the drugs and alcohol have been kind) and some sportsfolk; boxer Audley Harrison and transsexual boxing promoter Kellie (formerly Frank) Maloney.
It's garbage, but I shall, of course, be hooked!
Slightly further up the reality TV food chain is Commando School (Ch4), following the progress of new recruits in Royal Marines training. I'm watching this as a friend of mine has been through the process. The admiration I had for them before is only increased from watching what they have to do to complete their training. And this is just the sanitised, edited version.
I've also been watching The 100 (E4), a better than average US drama about survivors from a space ark coping with life on a post-apocalyptic Earth. No doubt it'll be cancelled half way through, leaving viewers up in the air. Grrr.
Tomorrow night (Thurs) there is an hour long special on Ch4 catching up on last year's excellent Educating Yorkshire series, and this weekend is the big one: the return of Doctor Who to Saturday evenings for the next 12 weeks, starring Peter Capaldi. Marvellous!