Shocked beyond the capacity for rational thought
Edited by Phil, 06 October 2012 - 02:10 PM.
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Posted 06 October 2012 - 02:10 PM
http://christwire.or...rican-morality/
Shocked beyond the capacity for rational thought
Shocked beyond the capacity for rational thought
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Posted 06 October 2012 - 04:39 PM
Oh come on, Phil! If that rambling rubbish scares you, you must be terrified of your own shadow. 
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Posted 06 October 2012 - 06:34 PM
How to spot a masturbator? If it's a mammal, and walks on two legs, it's a masturbator!
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Posted 06 October 2012 - 06:46 PM
Am I a trendsetter then?
I reckon you could waste an entire weekend just clicking previous articles on there. It is pure brilliance. Please no one ruin it for me by saying it's satirical.
I reckon you could waste an entire weekend just clicking previous articles on there. It is pure brilliance. Please no one ruin it for me by saying it's satirical.
Edited by MikeW, 06 October 2012 - 07:17 PM.
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Posted 06 October 2012 - 07:11 PM
Shocked beyond the capacity for rational thought
Shocked? Scary?
This, my friend...
The sacred institution of marriage is the just place for the penis, yet some young men cannot refrain from enjoying their bodies in sneaky ways. They pleasure the penis to a full erection and then recklessly spill their seeds with little concern for where it lands. Many do this quite often, even several times a week, and the damage is shown on their weary, pained faces. They suffer from the horrific guilt knowing that others know that they reek of self-abuse.
is pure comedy gold.
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Posted 06 October 2012 - 07:15 PM
I'm sure that website has been referenced plenty tonight
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Posted 06 October 2012 - 07:24 PM
I suspect that this may be the work of Chris Morris or US equivalent, it is too nuts even for Yank botherers ... Surely
Rugby League is a sport that desperately needs to expand its geographical supporter base and its player base. This imperative means that all other requirements are secondary until this is done.
All power in the game should be with governing bodies, especially international governing bodies.
Without these actions we will remain a minor sport internationally and nationally.
All power in the game should be with governing bodies, especially international governing bodies.
Without these actions we will remain a minor sport internationally and nationally.
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Posted 06 October 2012 - 07:57 PM
From 'How To Spot A Masturbator' ..... it’s important for parents and work supervisors to be able to spot a chronic or even just a casual masturbator in their midst, oversleeping, locked doors, avoiding eye contact, messy beds, fear of clean underwear, long steamy showers and a pungent bleach-like odor on one’s bedsheets are all red flags of masturbation invasion. One trick passed on to me is that you can press your nose to a young man’s mattress, inhale deeply and (irregardless of the smell) announce, "That smells like semen". If the boy’s face turns red and he runs from the room, the evidence is clear.
I will be returning again and again to this website for more tips. Next I am going to read about " Is gay contagious? 20 ways you can catch it" and "What pubic hair says about a woman".
I will be returning again and again to this website for more tips. Next I am going to read about " Is gay contagious? 20 ways you can catch it" and "What pubic hair says about a woman".
Edited by Jasper, 06 October 2012 - 07:57 PM.
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Posted 07 October 2012 - 02:41 AM
It's so funny!!
The picture of Hitler with the caption atheist and vegetarian. It's so difficult for them to admit he was a Roman Catholic.
The picture of Hitler with the caption atheist and vegetarian. It's so difficult for them to admit he was a Roman Catholic.
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Posted 07 October 2012 - 08:34 AM
Um ... Christwire is a well-known parody site, actually. http://en.wikipedia....wiki/Christwire
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Posted 07 October 2012 - 09:05 AM
Oh come on, Phil! If that rambling rubbish scares you, you must be terrified of your own shadow.
Thats why I never go out when its sunny
Um ... Christwire is a well-known parody site, actually. http://en.wikipedia....wiki/Christwire
ah wasn't aware of that, the fact that some people (like me) didn't realise its a parody shows how nutty the real ones are.
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Posted 07 October 2012 - 12:32 PM
Please no one ruin it for me by saying it's satirical.
Um ... Christwire is a well-known parody site, actually. http://en.wikipedia....wiki/Christwire
Bah!
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Posted 07 October 2012 - 04:20 PM
Are you sure?
Alas, Jack Chick is only too real. His tracts are often to be seen in USia left out for innocent strangers to take away. A terrible end they come to.
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Posted 07 October 2012 - 04:44 PM
Alas, Jack Chick is only too real. His tracts are often to be seen in USia left out for innocent strangers to take away. A terrible end they come to.
He would look almost cool today.
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Posted 08 October 2012 - 09:39 AM
It's so funny!!
The picture of Hitler with the caption atheist and vegetarian. It's so difficult for them to admit he was a Roman Catholic.
Apparently, Hitler wasn't a veggie after all.
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"Perhaps it would be better that future criticism of sports be made on the narrow basis of what is being discussed, without reference to other sports, unless those sports offer a solution to the problem in hand." - Brian 'Pigface' Moore
"What happens in rugby union? A player takes the ball, moves forward a little and gets tackled. A whole load of players then roll about on the ground. Pheep! The referee gives a penalty." - Simon Barnes
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Posted 08 October 2012 - 09:54 AM
Apparently, Hitler wasn't a veggie after all.
no he wasn't, it's a myth, he was though, a food faddist who followed all the "latest" diet crazes. He would have got on with Gillian McKeith.
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Posted 08 October 2012 - 02:31 PM
no he wasn't, it's a myth, he was though, a food faddist who followed all the "latest" diet crazes. He would have got on with Gillian McKeith.
I'm glad you didn't call her "Dr" Gillian McKeith. I like to think of her as "The Poo Botherer"
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Posted 08 October 2012 - 02:37 PM
To quote Ben Goldacre..no he wasn't, it's a myth, he was though, a food faddist who followed all the "latest" diet crazes. He would have got on with Gillian McKeith.
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