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#21 bearman

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 08:00 AM

I am at the beginning of the end, I am the end of time, I am in everything.

What am I?

The letter "E"
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#22 bearman

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 08:14 AM

The letter "E"

Reminds me of when the Yorkshire woman died her old feller went to order a headstone for her grave. The monumental mason asked what wording he would like on the tablet.
"We'll she were quite religious so I'd like Lord she were Thine"
"No problem" the guy replied " Come back next Friday and I'll have it done"
When he returned to the shop the mason said "what do you think" as he proudly showed off his handiwork
The customer read it
"Lord she were Thin"
"No lad it won't do look you've left off the E"
"Oh so I have, don't worry there is plenty of room for me to add it on. Come back on Monday and it'll be reet"
After the weekend yer man returned, once again the mason proudly displayed his workmanship
"There you go what do you think now" he asked
The wording now read

Ee Lord she were thin.

Edited by bearman, 14 December 2012 - 08:15 AM.

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#23 RSN

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 09:02 AM

The letter "E"


Very good.

#24 mjc

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 01:22 PM

An Anchor

yep it is

#25 RSN

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 02:10 PM

What can you catch but not throw?

#26 D11

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 02:18 PM

crabs ?

"we all make mistakes that's why they put rubbers on pencils"


#27 Spanish Knight

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 03:29 PM

What can you catch but not throw?


A cold.

#28 RSN

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 05:48 PM

A cold.


Yep haha, they're the only two I know to be honest

#29 steve75

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 08:58 PM

I am at the beginning of the end, I am the end of time, I am in everything.

What am I?



The letter E

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#30 D11

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 12:14 PM

It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it?

"we all make mistakes that's why they put rubbers on pencils"


#31 Blue moon

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 12:25 PM

Nothing??

#32 D11

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 01:05 PM

Nothing??


Well done

"we all make mistakes that's why they put rubbers on pencils"


#33 D11

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 01:08 PM

What's black when you get it, red when you use it, and white when you're all through with it?

"we all make mistakes that's why they put rubbers on pencils"


#34 Paul Ballantyne

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 04:17 PM

What's black when you get it, red when you use it, and white when you're all through with it?


Charcoal??

#35 Paul Ballantyne

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 04:18 PM

I have four wings, but cannot fly, I never laugh and never cry; On the same spot I'm always found, toiling away with little sound. What am I?

#36 Red Stripe

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 04:24 PM

A windmill

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I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.


#37 D11

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 06:00 PM

I have four wings, but cannot fly, I never laugh and never cry; On the same spot I'm always found, toiling away with little sound. What am I?

Correct Paul

"we all make mistakes that's why they put rubbers on pencils"


#38 D11

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 06:04 PM

Five hundred begins it, five hundred ends it,
Five in the middle is seen;
First of all figures, the first of all letters,
Take up their stations between.
Join all together, and then you will bring
Before you the name of an eminent king

"we all make mistakes that's why they put rubbers on pencils"


#39 D11

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 06:08 PM

Say my name and I disappear. What am I?

"we all make mistakes that's why they put rubbers on pencils"


#40 bearman

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 06:11 PM

Five hundred begins it, five hundred ends it,
Five in the middle is seen;
First of all figures, the first of all letters,
Take up their stations between.
Join all together, and then you will bring
Before you the name of an eminent king

David
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