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[jamescolin]

I got to thinking the other day whilst reading somebody's epitaph. 1. Sporting 2. Work

Mine would be:-

1. Sporting

Tried hard but didn't achieve his ambitions, Probably due to his shortcomings, in all aspects.

2.Work

He succeeded quite well. Looking through the other end of the telescope being his particular forte. He frequently saw things in a different light.



What would your epitaph be?

[jamescolin]

Or made up one for old players. Here's one for a player who didn't bathe.

Ran hard, ran strong - but boy did he pong!

[Matt J]

And a merry christmas to all.

[Maureen T-k]

Or made up one for old players. Here's one for a player who didn't bathe.

Ran hard, ran strong - but boy did he pong!

Colin are you bored by any chance?

[Bob Crowther]

I got to thinking the other day whilst reading somebody's epitaph. 1. Sporting 2. Work

Mine would be:-

1. Sporting

Tried hard but didn't achieve his ambitions, Probably due to his shortcomings, in all aspects.

2.Work

He succeeded quite well. Looking through the other end of the telescope being his particular forte. He frequently saw things in a different light.



What would your epitaph be?

Steady thissen. Not too long to kick off. Keep tecking the tablets.

[jamescolin]

Colin are you bored by any chance?

Yes. How observant of you Mo. With all this early dark nights I am thinking of buying a round table

[jamescolin]

Steady thissen. Not too long to kick off. Keep tecking the tablets.

I'm taking 6 a day now Bob. I am beginning to feel like Moses.

[jamescolin]

There is of course the headstone of a spinster postmistress

RETURNED UNOPENED

[jamescolin]

Here's a funny one I read the other day. Supposed to be true.
About a cowboy called Lester Moore. He was a Wells Fargo agent. in 1880

Here lies Lester Moore
Took 4 slugs from a .44
No Les No more

Funny old life. My comment not the gravestones.

[Andy Stennett]

"See. I told you I was ill."

[Andy Stennett]

"See. I told you I was ill."

[Andy Stennett]

Apologies
Mobile system did not appear to accept the post but obviously it did!
Santa, can I have a new IT course for Crimbo?

[jamescolin]

Apologies
Mobile system did not appear to accept the post but obviously it did!
Santa, can I have a new IT course for Crimbo?

Obviusly an ill to far Andy. If you get a new one you can send the old one to Boot Hill

[jamescolin]

One headstone reads:

Dick

Died of an overdose of Viagra

HIS WIFE TOOK IT VERY HARD

[Andy Stennett]

I've been taking Viagra for a while now.
It helps me to sleep by not falling out of bed.!!

[jamescolin]

I've been taking Viagra for a while now.
It helps me to sleep by not falling out of bed.!!

Your epitaph then would read:

HERE LIES TWO STIFFS

AND UNDERNEATH: CARE THE LID IS LOOSE WE COULDN'T SCREW IT DOWN
THIS GUY DIDN'T KNOW IF HE WAS COMING OR GOING

[jamescolin]

Quick one from Boothill (genuine)

Here lies a guy by the name of Shaw
Quick on the trigger
But slow on the draw

[jamescolin]

Of course there is always the auctioneer whose headstone reads:

GOING
GOING
gone

MIND YOU HE HAD TAKEN A HAMMERING.
HE CHANGE A LOT INTO A PLOT

[Maureen T-k]

Colin I think you have forgot to take your medication

[jamescolin]

Thats it for now Mo. Think I have come to a dead end. Have a Happy Christmas and a Great New Year.