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#1 greydog

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Posted 22 December 2012 - 05:51 PM

My mate Tony , slipped up the other night , instead of his liquid Viagra he drank a bottle of tippex .
He tells me he woke up the next morning with a huge correction .

#2 greydog

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 11:18 AM

A man kicks an old tin can ( after leaving the divorce court and being well and truly shafted ) , a genie appears , I will grant you 3 wishes he says , but what ever you wish for your wife gets double .
O K the man says give me 1 million pounds .
your wish is granted , but your wife gets 2 million pounds says the genie .
What is your second wish says the genie .
Give me a tropical island with a luxury mansion on it says the man .
O K says the genie but your wife gets 2 islands .
The genie asks what is your final wish .
The man replies beat me half to death.

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