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[Ullman]

I love Wiltshire Rhino's quote!, just brilliant,

Found this in the Urban dictionary.

(Hope the link works!)

Might be worth rolling out a few Tshirts if anyone's interested?

(No. 91 btw.)

Can I have mine in black with white writing please

I think that all clubs (i.e. Super League) should adopt that slogan - brilliant.

I don't know about you two but I wouldn't be very happy about having Judas back in the squad.

[Old Frightful]

I don't know about you two but I wouldn't be very happy about having Judas back in the squad.

Very good.

[hindle xiii]

*Does best Ray French voice*

"Now then...what's this?...Iscariot...he's gone to the bin. Ooooooooh, con-tro-vursy here"

"That's poo-er, poo-er play Ray"

"Christ now, Bethlehem amatuer, steps on top of the puddle, wait, he's going for the wiiiiiiiiiiiiine"

[Futtocks]

*Does best Ray French voice*

"Now then...what's this?...Iscariot...he's gone to the bin. Ooooooooh, con-tro-vursy here"

"That's poo-er, poo-er play Ray"

"Now, the Captain, Jesus Christ takes the ball up. I remember his dad Joseph, he played amateur Rugby for errr Nazareth Carpenters Rovers, I think...

And he's passed it to Thomas! But Thomas doubts his offloading ability and loses the ball".

"Sim-ple, sim-ple error there, Ray. Why they carry the ball in one hand these days I do not know."

Edited by Futtocks, 30 January 2013 - 11:17 AM.

[Old Frightful]

This thread is realising a certain amount of potential...

[hindle xiii]

Christ, the captain, has had to come off with bloody pouring from his hands and his forehead, his choice of scrum cap of thorns was a really poor idea. He was trying to copy his idol, Steve Menzies, who has been playing game since AD12.

[hindle xiii]

Anyway, the whites of Heaven would definitely triumph; because of thier hooker, Wayne God-win...

I'll get me coat.

[Futtocks]

Breaking News: Hell RLFC deducted points for having too many players on the pitch. Club coach Beelzebub protests that, technically, his horde of wingers 'Legion' should count as a single player.

[hindle xiii]

Wellsy weeps at the kit clash as Hell take to the field for their friendly against Salford.

[southstand loiner]

as there is no heaven then hell of course is another lie .
well as long as you dont include the walk down weldon road of course

[hindle xiii]

as there is no heaven then hell of course is another lie .

That's what the RFL jokers tell you, I know the ghost of Napoleon and he's there. FACT.

[Futtocks]

After a long and successful career as a forward, Methuselah looks forward to the challenge of his lucrative switch to Rugby Union. "I'm very much looking forward to playing inside centre for England" he said "although it'll have to wait 'til I recover from my knee reconstruction".

In other news, three more Burgess brothers sign for the Rabbitohs. Shem, Ham and Japheth fly out at the end of the week.

[hindle xiii]

Noah blogs on where Don Fox went wrong in the watersplash final.

[hindle xiii]

WWJWBWD.

[Futtocks]

The Philistines have called off the expected war at the end of the year, as they feel an ickle bit tired after sorting out their own domestic conflicts.

Eorl Crabtree admits he wears hair extensions. "I was offered some lovely long locks by this girl called Delilah" he revealed "she said her old boyfriend didn't need it any more".

[hindle xiii]

I wonder if we could get a team together; Ben Jones-Bishop, Mitch Aichurch, Joe Westernun, Wayne Godwin, James Robe...

Edited by hindle xiii, 30 January 2013 - 01:41 PM.

[Just to be clear]

Rugby League is the game they play in heaven. That's why Jesus picked 12 disciples and not 14!

Just to be clear, Jesus had something like a hundred disciples. He had 12 apostles.

[keighley]

Just to be clear, Jesus had something like a hundred disciples. He had 12 apostles.

Sounds like SL and the rest of the game.

[Ullman]

Just to be clear, Jesus had something like a hundred disciples. He had 12 apostles.

Is that gospel?

[Futtocks]

Just to be clear, Jesus had something like a hundred disciples. He had 12 apostles.

[canetman mode]You're living in cloud cuckoo land. I have it on good authority from someone who KNOWS WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON that Jesus could only muster 30-odd disciples, FACT))))[/canetman mode]