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#21 gingerjon

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 05:08 PM

Careful, you'll miss something in your mirror.


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#22 JohnM

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 05:49 PM

"I have had to recognise my incapacity to adequately fulfil the ministry entrusted to me.

Bloody hell! If resigning for this reason catches on, we are ALL doomed!

#23 longboard

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 05:56 PM

"I have had to recognise my incapacity to adequately fulfil the ministry entrusted to me.

Bloody hell! If resigning for this reason catches on, we are ALL doomed!

"I have had to recognise my incapacity to adequately fulfil the ministry entrusted to me.

Bloody hell! If resigning for this reason catches on, we are ALL doomed!


Does the Peter Principle apply here, or is it the St Peter Principle? :)

#24 Methven Hornet

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 07:44 PM

Lots of Aussie tweeters linking in to the AFL/NRL story.

No-one's yet got a good one about horsemeat though.


I've heard a good one about horsemeat. Oh yes.

(But not one that could be responsibly posted on such a family-friendly forum :D )
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#25 Johnoco

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 07:53 PM

I've heard a good one about horsemeat. Oh yes.

(But not one that could be responsibly posted on such a family-friendly forum :D )

Have you seen the TRL family though? A pretty odd bunch it has to be said. :)

#26 flyingking

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 12:06 PM

Vatican sources have blamed a spelling mistake for the shock news that the successor to the Pope is announced as Kingstone Press.
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#27 flyingking

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 12:08 PM

A Chinese Cardinal who sells boat parts on Ebay could get the job at the Vatican. Please welcome Pope Ye the Sail Oar man.
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#28 flyingking

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 12:12 PM

Vatican denies Kim Kardashian could be the next Pope. A spokesman stated that the Cardinal in charge of the Papal election had actually said "We are looking for someone who can follow Herr RaTzinger"
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#29 PC

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 02:32 PM

Pope Benny hands the baton to the next generation.

And here are the runners and riders, folks - scroll to the bottom for a few good'uns. :D


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#30 Futtocks

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 01:27 PM

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#31 ckn

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 01:48 PM

No-one could ever say Paddy Power don;t have a sense of humour. Richard Dawkins at 666/1

Odds are shortening on Father Dougal!
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#32 Futtocks

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 05:02 PM

I hear that the Coca-Cola corporation are desperate that Cardinal Angelo Scola is not named as Benedict's successor, thus boosting their rivals Pepsi by being Pope Scola.

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#33 WearyRhino

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 05:12 PM

I hear that the Coca-Cola corporation are desperate that Cardinal Angelo Scola is not named as Benedict's successor, thus boosting their rivals Pepsi by being Pope Scola.


If he is a doctrinal follower of his predecessor, the pubs and clubs of The Vatican will inundated by pilgrims ordering Benedictine Pope Scola cocktails.

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#34 Dennis Bloodnock

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 12:49 AM

Does anyone think that Bono might make the step down to be the new Pontif ?
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#35 hindle xiii

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Posted 12 March 2013 - 09:41 PM


On Odsal Top baht 'at.


#36 Marauder

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Posted 12 March 2013 - 10:12 PM

First question asked in Rome today, "Anyone who has tinkered with choir boys stand in that corner"
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#37 Old Frightful

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Posted 12 March 2013 - 10:55 PM

That ceiling could do with a fresh coat of emulsion.

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#38 Futtocks

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 12:29 PM

Selecting the new Pope only takes about 5 minutes. What's taking so long is all the CRB checks.

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#39 John Rhino

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 02:09 PM

Selecting the new Pope only takes about 5 minutes. What's taking so long is all the CRB checks.


Especially as they are so bad they have to keep burning them.

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#40 l'angelo mysterioso

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 02:27 PM

No-one could ever say Paddy Power don;t have a sense of humour. Richard Dawkins at 666/1


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