17 replies to this topic

[Steve May]

After noticing that Salford haven't enough good players to fill a team and the other clubs won't play fair by immediately selling him all their best players, "the Good Doctor" has called for an immediate rule change to move from 13 a side to 8 a side.


He means business, this bloke. He's a sharp operator.

[Swansea Jack]

Rubbish. Go away. If these are his ideas we can do without his money.

[hindle xiii]

Marwan Koukash wants to adopt the golf policy of the lowest score wins.

[Cake Tiger]

Koukash also wants to change the pitch to an i-pitch like the one at Widnes. He is going to make it the same colour as the Rainbow Road level on Mario Karts.

[hindle xiii]

And each player will wear different coloured silks kits.

[gingerjon]

What's his opinion of the influence of giant crows?

[LOYALION]

I'd heard that he wants to introduce a transfer policy similar to the ones first found within a Bazooka Joe bubble gum wrapper!

[Finn]

I've heard that he wants to improve a club who have underachieved for almost 40 years, terrible isn't it.

[1976PMJwires]

This Dr is certainly good for Highlighting our game..... just his ideas are very different

[Franksy]

I think we need to be really careful with this guy.

He seems to like to shoot his mouth off, and most of it also seems to be hot air. Does the game really need exposure at any cost?

[Finn]

Does the game really need exposure at any cost?

Unfortunately, yes.

[deluded pom?]

I think we need to be really careful with this guy.

He seems to like to shoot his mouth off, and most of it also seems to be hot air. Does the game really need exposure at any cost?

I think, though I'm not sure, there might be a touch of irony in the OP.

[Hornetto]

He's a laugh a minute is Dr Cash-Cow

Edited by Hornetto, 06 March 2013 - 12:52 PM.

[Gav Wilson]

What's his opinion of the influence of giant crows?

Depends on how rectangular the stadium is.

[Franksy]

I think, though I'm not sure, there might be a touch of irony in the OP.

Maybe, but there doesn't seem to be a lot of irony in Marwan's other drivel.

[Hornetto]

He's Merciless...

Edited by Hornetto, 06 March 2013 - 01:01 PM.

[JohnM]

Maybe, but there doesn't seem to be a lot of irony in Marwan's other drivel.

what drivel would that be?

[Franksy]

what drivel would that be?

Check the MEN every night for the past two weeks.

I would do it for you, but I just don't have the time. Sorry.