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#1 JohnM

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Posted 26 April 2013 - 02:13 PM

why oh why oh why oh why oh why......

 

1. do old people have to laugh in that old person irritating way after they have said anything.    "eee..its turned out nice again...he..he..hee"   " The bus is coming.  he...he..hee"   " a drone has just bombed the ###### out of my allotment...he..he...hee"

 

STOP IT.  IT'S NOT FUNNY - SO DON'T LAUGH!!!

 

2. When covering issues that involve the elderly, why does TV always zoom in on some arthritis-riddled and gnarled hand resting on a walking stick, or on bunioned feet jammed into some old slippers with velcro fastening.

 

STOP IT. WE ARE NOT ALL LIKE THAT. HE...HE... HEEE!



#2 John Rhino

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Posted 26 April 2013 - 09:38 PM

Life comes with a cast iron guarantee - one day you will be old.

Live with it :-)

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#3 Northern Sol

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Posted 26 April 2013 - 09:54 PM

Life comes with a cast iron guarantee - one day you will be old.

Not if you die first.



#4 Padge

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Posted 26 April 2013 - 10:31 PM

All teenagers are hoodies.

 

Is it not the same thing?



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#5 Bleep1673

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Posted 26 April 2013 - 10:55 PM

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#6 JohnM

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Posted 27 April 2013 - 05:59 AM

All teenagers are hoodies.

Is it not the same thing?


Yes. Exactly!

#7 Severus

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Posted 27 April 2013 - 06:12 AM

Life comes with a cast iron guarantee - one day you will be old.

Live with it :-)

I don't usually go in for those one line snippets of wisdom that people on Facebook seem fond of sharing but I did like this one.

Don't worry about getting old, lots of people won't get that pleasure.
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#8 JohnM

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Posted 27 April 2013 - 08:35 AM

My ambition has always been to be the oldest UK taxpayer.  

 

My grump really is about the way old people always end their sentences  with a feeble laugh. STOP IT!!!  hee.. hee.. hee.. hee.



#9 ckn

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Posted 27 April 2013 - 09:14 AM

Have you seen that programme on ITV called Off Their Rockers?  You sure you're not just a long-term recipient of their "fun"?


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#10 JohnM

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Posted 27 April 2013 - 09:35 AM

Brilliant!!!!!   That's not quite what I meant, though I do feel that I have been the victim of such pranks all my life!!



#11 Old Frightful

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 09:39 PM


Not if you die first.


You're just talking about my generation.

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