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#1 Futtocks

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 11:22 AM

Daniel Brands; remember that name when Wimbledon comes around. I haven't seen Rafa Nadal as visibly rattled as that in a long time.

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#2 Wolford6

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 08:27 PM

Tennis.

 

Girls play it.

 

End of.


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#3 l'angelo mysterioso

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 08:33 PM

Tennis.

Girls play it.

End of.


Rugby league


Girls play it

End of?
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#4 Wolford6

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 08:42 PM

As far as me watching girls playing it, yes.


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Posted 28 May 2013 - 08:45 PM

My main problem with tennis is:-

 - most of the women look like men

 - most of the men act like women


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Posted 28 May 2013 - 09:00 PM

My main problem with tennis is:-

 - most of the women look like men

 - most of the men act like women

and most of the spectators look like jeremy and helen from harrow who shop at waitrose and holiday in monaco


the inside of a 3star halex table tennis ball smells much like you'd expect it to.

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 09:01 PM

My main problem with tennis is:-
- most of the women look like men
- most of the men act like women

How do you mean? How do women act? How do men act?

Which if the women look like men? Why should it matter

Edited by l'angelo mysterioso, 28 May 2013 - 09:01 PM.

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 09:02 PM


and most of the spectators look like jeremy and helen from harrow who shop at waitrose and holiday in monaco


Sounds like a good lifestyle choice
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#9 bedlam breakout

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 09:05 PM

Sounds like a good lifestyle choice

just like the spectators at post office rd


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Posted 29 May 2013 - 08:33 AM

Daniel Brands; remember that name when Wimbledon comes around. I haven't seen Rafa Nadal as visibly rattled as that in a long time.

 

Seems like Rafa isn't quite the dominant force he was.


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#11 Wolford6

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Posted 29 May 2013 - 08:45 AM

How do you mean? How do women act? How do men act?

Which if the women look like men? Why should it matter

 

 

A well-known female tennis player.

 

http://cdn.cnwimg.co...ms-1024x798.jpg


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Posted 29 May 2013 - 08:47 AM

A well-known female tennis player.

 

http://cdn.cnwimg.co...ms-1024x798.jpg

 

The men must have ###### huge #### in your neck of the woods then.


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Posted 29 May 2013 - 08:48 AM

I'm leaving that unedited.


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#14 Futtocks

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Posted 29 May 2013 - 08:55 AM


and most of the spectators look like jeremy and helen from harrow who shop at waitrose and holiday in monaco


What this has to do with Tennis is anyone's guess, but I was shopping in Waitrose yesterday evening. It's part of the John Lewis workers' cooperative, comrade!

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#15 Futtocks

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Posted 29 May 2013 - 08:57 AM


Seems like Rafa isn't quite the dominant force he was.


I wouldn't be too sure; he was playing some fantastic Tennis too, and has won several titles since his return from injury.

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Posted 29 May 2013 - 08:59 AM

What this has to do with Tennis is anyone's guess, but I was shopping in Waitrose yesterday evening. It's part of the John Lewis workers' cooperative, comrade!

 

Also: nobody holidays in Monaco.


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Posted 29 May 2013 - 09:02 AM

I wouldn't be too sure; he was playing some fantastic Tennis too, and has won several titles since his return from injury.

 

I got the impression his wins were mostly off the beaten track - but that's probably more my ignorance showing.


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Posted 29 May 2013 - 09:08 AM


I got the impression his wins were mostly off the beaten track - but that's probably more my ignorance showing.


Proper ranking tournaments including Indian Wells and his opponents weren't exactly chopped liver either, beating Federer, del Potro, Berdych and Ferrer amongst others. Notably not Djokovoc, though. Nadal's year so far.

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Posted 29 May 2013 - 09:10 AM

Proper ranking tournaments including Indian Wells and his opponents weren't exactly chopped liver either, beating Federer, del Potro, Berdych and Ferrer amongst others. Notably not Djokovoc, though. Nadal's year so far.

 

That's a lot of green.  My error.


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Posted 29 May 2013 - 01:04 PM

All the British players have now been eliminated. Could have been worse; Heather Watson was originally supposed to play yesterday.

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