"There are now fears that the fanged animal could even arrive on British shores amid claims it has already begun migrating from its traditional Eastern European heartland into vast swathes of Germany and parts of the Netherlands."
So, how are they going to get here? Pay Eastern European gangs to smuggle them in in container trucks? Swim? Run through the Eurotunnel?
FFS... I know it's a hot day and their brains are fried but surely this is one immigrant scare story too far.