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#21 Methven Hornet

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Posted 24 July 2013 - 09:45 PM

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#22 Padge

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Posted 24 July 2013 - 09:59 PM

Schrodingers cat?

Schrodinger was a cheat, he had all the answers. According to him the cat was dead and alive. Crafty answer for a bloke who doesn't know the answer.

 

Science Bod: Hey Schrodey, is the cat alive or dead?

 

Schrodey: Its alive and dead until you open the box.

 

Science Bod: What about when I open the box?

 

Schrodey: Then it'll be alive or dead.

 

Science Bod: Isn't that what you said before?

 

Schrodey: No one was an and the other was an or, logic dear boy logic.


Edited by Padge, 24 July 2013 - 10:00 PM.


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#23 Johnoco

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Posted 24 July 2013 - 11:56 PM

Can't the RFL hire Schrodinger?

#24 Northern Sol

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 03:29 PM

Schrodinger was a cheat, he had all the answers. According to him the cat was dead and alive. Crafty answer for a bloke who doesn't know the answer.

 

Science Bod: Hey Schrodey, is the cat alive or dead?

 

Schrodey: Its alive and dead until you open the box.

 

Science Bod: What about when I open the box?

 

Schrodey: Then it'll be alive or dead.

 

Science Bod: Isn't that what you said before?

 

Schrodey: No one was an and the other was an or, logic dear boy logic.

The sad thing is that "Schrody" was taking the ###### out of the absurdities of quantum mechanics which particles can be in two places at the same time or hold two contradictory states. Clearly a cat cannot be both alive and dead. Unfortunately scientists took him seriously.



#25 JohnM

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 03:54 PM

Fortunately, we're not scientists..well, not proper ones like Sev, that is. Learnt all I needed to know about the Quantum of Physics ( tunnel diodes, anyone?)  at college in 1967/68 and is been downhill ever since...but that'll be Newton;'s fault.



#26 Johnoco

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 04:33 PM

We may not be scientists. ..but luckily Bob 8 is. Perhaps he can help.

#27 Shadow

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 07:49 PM

Can't the RFL hire Schrodinger?

they both can and cannot simultaneously.

We won't know until they do 

or don't.


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#28 Johnoco

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 07:54 PM

they both can and cannot simultaneously.
We won't know until they do
or don't.

Sounds ideal, they can cover all bases there.

#29 Padge

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 08:01 PM

Fortunately, we're not scientists..well, not proper ones like Sev, that is. Learnt all I needed to know about the Quantum of Physics ( tunnel diodes, anyone?)  at college in 1967/68 and is been downhill ever since...but that'll be Newton;'s fault.

Hole Electron pairs in the valance band and all that chit. My god that takes me back.



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#30 BJW

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 08:19 PM

Can't the RFL hire Schrodinger?

Maybe they have already, or maybe not ? ;)


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#31 ckn

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 09:32 PM

Sounds ideal, they can cover all bases there.

Does that mean we can have full P&R plus fixed franchising?

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#32 Shadow

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 09:45 PM

Does that mean we can have full P&R plus fixed franchising?

yes but the same club can be both promoted and relegated at the same time


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#33 ckn

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 09:56 PM

yes but the same club can be both promoted and relegated at the same time

Leigh?

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#34 Bleep1673

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 09:56 PM

Complicated items on this forum could include what day it is for some posters *tut*

Leigh?

Would that make them a true yo-yo club?

Edited by Bleep1673, 25 July 2013 - 09:57 PM.

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#35 Padge

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Posted 25 July 2013 - 10:15 PM

Complicated items on this forum could include what day it is for some posters *tut*

Would that make them a true yo-yo club?

We may have to use the term Pogo Club for this scenario.



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