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#1 JohnM

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Posted 26 July 2013 - 12:32 PM

WE HAVE BEEN WATCHING EVERY SINGLE TRANSACTION YOU MADE SINCE LAST YEAR UNTIL THIS 2013 AND YOU HAVE TO KNOW THAT WE ARE ALSO WORKING TO MAKE SURE YOUR FUNDS WHICH ARE SUPPOSE TO BE DELIVERED TO YOU, AND ALSO BEAR IN MIND WHAT EVER YOU EMAILING US WILL BE FORWARD TO THE COURT. ALSO WE ARE HEREBY TO NOTIFY BY THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FLORIDA AND REPUBLIC OF BENIN DEPARTMENT OF THE INSULT YOU IMPOSED ON THEM BY FAILING TO COMPLY BY THEIR REQUIREMENTS.

 

YOUR FULL RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS HAS BEEN FORWARDED TO US FOR YOUR IMMEDIATE ARREST TO FACE YOUR CHARGE BUT I DEEMED IT FIT TO GIVE YOU ONE MORE CHANCE TO SAVE YOURSELF FROM THIS MESS. WE HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT YOU HAVE FAILED TO DANCE BY THE RULE OF THE FBI WHICH WILL WARRANT 2 YEARS JAIL SENTENCE. NOW I MR.HACKETT JOHN ALVIN THE SPECIAL AGENT IN CHARGE OF THE FBI ALBANY DEPARTMENT I AM GIVING YOU 24 WORKING HOURS TO EFFECT THE PAYMENT OF THE

$85.00 DOLLARS TO THE FBI BRANCH OFFICE IN FLORIDA USA, OR IN REPUBLIC OF BENIN (FBISECURITYBRANCHOFFICEFLORIDA) WITH THE INFORMATION WRITTEN BELOW:

 

RECEIVERS NAME:... JAMES PETER ONYEKWE

COUNTRY/... BENIN-REPUBLIC

CITY ADDRESS IS COTONOU

TEST QUESTION:.. WHAT CITY

ANSWER :.. COTONOU

AMOUNT: ...$85.00 US DOLLARS.

 

 

YOU HAVE TO TRY AS MUCH AS YOU CAN AND MAKE THIS PAYMENT TODAY, SO THAT YOUR FUNDS WILL BE DELIVERED IMMEDIATELY TO YOUR DESTINATION WITHIN 4 TO 5HRS AFTER CONFIRMATION OF THE REQUIRED $85.00 DOLLARS.YOU HAVE TO STOP EVERY TRANSACTION YOU ARE COMMUNICATING WITH OTHER ORGANIZATION TO AVOID DELAY ON THE PROCESSING OF YOUR FUNDS. NOTE IF YOU FAIL TO STICK WITH MY ADVICE OR ANY DELAY WILL LEAD TO US COMING DIRECTLY TO YOUR HOME ADDRESS AT ANY TIME, SO TRY AND DANCE BY THE RULE AND GET BACK TO ME WITH GOOD UNDERSTANDING ASAP.

 

SPECIAL AGENT IN CHARGE;

MR.HACKETT JOHN ALVIN



#2 Mumby Magic

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Posted 26 July 2013 - 05:46 PM

Just pay him and have done with it.


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#3 Shadow45

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Posted 26 July 2013 - 06:50 PM

Seems legitimate

#4 Bedford Roughyed

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Posted 26 July 2013 - 07:48 PM

You can't argue with authority.


With the best, thats a good bit of PR, though I would say the Bedford team, theres, like, you know, 13 blokes who can get together at the weekend to have a game together, which doesnt point to expansion of the game. Point, yeah go on!

#5 getdownmonkeyman

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Posted 27 July 2013 - 03:57 PM

Dance by the rule; sounds like a cracking title for a play.



#6 bearman

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Posted 27 July 2013 - 06:26 PM

I've found that when dealing with these foreign Johnnies one can usually barter them down.
Tell him you can't afford $85.00 and try making an offer of some tangible possession- try offering the Mem Sahib's mother. If he baulks at that, up the offer with your second best cooking pot.
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#7 Futtocks

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Posted 28 July 2013 - 03:47 PM

He didn't say "please", so I think you're okay. :P 


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#8 Frank Machin

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Posted 30 July 2013 - 09:46 AM

Why have you been insulting the "REPUBLIC OF BENIN DEPARTMENT"?

 

What have they ever done to you?

 

Frankly I think you deserve everything you get.



#9 JohnM

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Posted 30 July 2013 - 09:56 AM

I always do!  But then, I don't ever get much.



#10 Phil

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Posted 30 July 2013 - 10:35 AM

I can lend you £5

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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