Monty Panesar's unique way of dealing with bouncers
Posted 07 August 2013 - 10:51 AM
Money can't buy happiness... but it can buy bacon which is close enough.
Posted 07 August 2013 - 01:12 PM
Off topic, but when I played local league cricket anyone who hit me for a boundary always got the next couple around their ears
Posted 07 August 2013 - 02:41 PM
'The 31-year-old had been partying at the Shooshh club on Brighton’s beachfront, which was hosting a Gay Pride event.
But when a group of women complained he was hassling them, the spin-bowler was asked to leave.'
Sounds like he might have been drunk and tried chatting up a group of lesbians.
Well, I would guess several of us have done that.
Posted 07 August 2013 - 05:36 PM
From the Sun
Monty Panesar out of a beachfront nightclub — then he went to the promenade above and PEED on them. The two doormen mistook it for a 3.30am rain shower until they looked up and saw the boozy Ashes squad
Monty - Legend
Sam Tomkins - Rugby League Week 14.03.12
I was sat on the Underground train, and there was a girl looking at me. She was pretty good looking,too, I thought, "something's wrong here - girls as hot as that don't take an interest in me".
Then she came over and said - in a really strong Cockney acent - "excuse me, are you Sam Tomkins?".
She asked me for my autograph, and I was made up...until she asked me to make it out to her boyfriend. I was gutted, I thought she wanted my number
Benji Marshall discovering about Sydney "fan" loyality (Benji - page 245)
After we were well beaten by South Sydney at the Sydney Cricket Ground in 2010, a coupl;e of kids maybe eight or nine years old took their Wests Tigers jerseys off as I was walking off the field and threw them at me. "What's this" I said "You can have the jersey" one of them said "we don't go for West Tigers anymore". Then they ran back to their parents who were laughing. That was difficult to take, having kids who look up to you do that. I just dropped the jerseys on the ground and kept walking. It's not like we go out and lose by 50 points on purpose
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