Monty Panesar's unique way of dealing with bouncers
Posted 07 August 2013 - 10:51 AM
Arguing with the forum trolls is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good you are, the bird will **** on the board and strut around like it won anyway
Posted 07 August 2013 - 01:12 PM
Off topic, but when I played local league cricket anyone who hit me for a boundary always got the next couple around their ears
Posted 07 August 2013 - 02:41 PM
'The 31-year-old had been partying at the Shooshh club on Brighton’s beachfront, which was hosting a Gay Pride event.
But when a group of women complained he was hassling them, the spin-bowler was asked to leave.'
Sounds like he might have been drunk and tried chatting up a group of lesbians.
Well, I would guess several of us have done that.
Under Scrutiny by the Right-On Thought Police
Posted 07 August 2013 - 05:36 PM
From the Sun
Monty Panesar out of a beachfront nightclub — then he went to the promenade above and PEED on them. The two doormen mistook it for a 3.30am rain shower until they looked up and saw the boozy Ashes squad
Monty - Legend
I am an oil trader and successful at that but, but marketing, finance, business management, human resources etc are not my strengths
David Hughes to Ian Lenagan Page 134 - A Pastel Revolution - Fletcher and Gordas - 2006
Being an outsider, it is easiest to see what is wrong with the sport. It's a fantastic sport that has been undersold and under-marketed because people who run it probably want to keep it the way it is
Dr Marwan Koukash to Joanthan Lieu. Sunday Telegraph 9th March 2014