They've just played the CC final trailer on Radio 5.
Then, there were a few seconds of dead air.
Then the real life Alan Partridge came in with "I wasn't listening to the trailer, so I didn't know it had finished".
How much do they pay this hopeless amateur?
Johnny Cash on why he wears black: "I wear the black for the poor and the beaten down, livin' in the hopeless, hungry side of town, I wear it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime, but is there because he's a victim of the times."
Kinky Friedman on why he wears black: "So I don't have to wash my clothes as often."