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#21 Bleep1673

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Posted 01 October 2013 - 11:02 AM

The Treasury will be running at a surplus in the next Patilament - George Osborne

that should be on the joke thread.

By the way, what's a patilament?
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#22 Exiled Townie

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Posted 01 October 2013 - 11:25 AM

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Barry Cryer was on a talk show a couple of weeks ago.  He tells the story of going to Egypt for his hols and as they walked off the ship they had to pass a line of market stalls.  The end stall was a man selling Fez(s).  As he passed him, the Egyptian held his arms out and said 'Just like that'.  Cryer stopped and asked the market trader why he did that.  The Egyptian replied he didn't really know, but he said that every British holidaymaker that stopped at his stall put on a Fez, turned to their wife, held his arms up and said 'Just like that'. 

 Now that takes some beating.


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#23 Padge

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Posted 01 October 2013 - 12:03 PM

"Rubbish" Eric Morecombe

 

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#24 Geoff Lee

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Posted 01 October 2013 - 08:34 PM

"It's mint imperial"


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#25 jayemm

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Posted 01 October 2013 - 10:23 PM

"Keep out of the black and into the red,theres nothing in this game for two in a bed"

"Let's have a look at what you would have won"

Two of many from Jim Bowen.



#26 Bostik Bailey

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Posted 02 October 2013 - 06:50 AM

A few more from Jim

Are you feeling nervous
What a lovey couple

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#27 terrywebbisgod

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Posted 02 October 2013 - 09:10 AM

Scorchio

Where's me washboard

Niiiiicccceeeee.

I'm afraid I was very,very drunk

Which was nice


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#28 Johnoco

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Posted 02 October 2013 - 09:12 AM

Scorchio

Where's me washboard

Niiiiicccceeeee.

I'm afraid I was very,very drunk

Which was nice

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#29 Amber Avenger

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Posted 02 October 2013 - 09:54 AM

I quite like this song about catchphrases

 


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#30 fieldofclothofgold

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Posted 02 October 2013 - 01:53 PM

I used to like the one by Alex Murphy "and I don't think this games over yet"


but you and I weve been through that and this is not our fate.
So let us so let us not talk falsely now.
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#31 Kenilworth Tiger

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Posted 02 October 2013 - 04:18 PM

Tom O'Connor - If there's ever a cross word in your house make sure it's written down and not spoken
Now then, it's a race between Sandie....and Fairburn....and the little man is in........yeees he's in.

I, just like those Castleford supporters felt that the ball should have gone to David Plange but he put the bit betwen his teeth...and it was a try

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#32 Wolford6

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Posted 03 October 2013 - 08:16 AM

Not exactly a catchphrase but this is a gem from Mark Ring, when he was a welsh RU international.

 

I have a confidence problem; I've got too much of it.


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#33 Rodill Rover

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Posted 03 October 2013 - 09:28 AM

Oh Dear - How Sad - Never Mind.       Windsor Davies - It Aint Half Hot Mum



#34 Wolford6

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Posted 03 October 2013 - 09:48 AM

No likee. No lightee.


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#35 Futtocks

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Posted 03 October 2013 - 10:01 AM



My mum could have caught that in her pinny

My mum could have hit that with a stick of rhubarb - Geoff Boycott

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#36 bedlam breakout

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Posted 03 October 2013 - 06:20 PM

WHATS ALL THIS SHOUTING? well have no trouble here.


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#37 Derwent

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Posted 03 October 2013 - 07:35 PM

Suits you Sir

That's another fine mess you got me into

Ooh you are awful.....but I like you

You dirty old man

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#38 Mumby Magic

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Posted 03 October 2013 - 08:12 PM

and its goodnight from me and its good night from him.

 

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#39 gazza77

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Posted 03 October 2013 - 08:28 PM

I have a cunning plan.

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#40 westhuller

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Posted 03 October 2013 - 08:44 PM

Look what you could have won.




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