You can attack their party's social policies, you can point our the lunacy of present day neo-liberal economic orthodoxy, and you can even criticise St Margaret de Grantham, but nothing - nothing - provokes the fury of the hard-right more than having a go at their most treasured institution: The Daily Mail.
I think your poor diet is finally having an effect. Not only do you not know your hard right from your soft left it now seems that you are having trouble finding your elbow.
There may be a reason: Writing in the online journal BMC Public Health, the researchers concluded: "The Scottish population seems to be living dangerously.
"Considering five major risk factors to health - cigarette smoking, heavy alcohol consumption, poor diet, physical inactivity, and overweight - nearly the whole adult population (97.5%) have at least one behavioural risk factor."