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#1 dibbley

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Posted 10 November 2013 - 07:36 PM

We're having the best world cup ever, the players are lighting it up up on the pitch, and Vossy has been a breath of fresh air calling the games.  

 

'Either the Titanic has just smashed into the side of Langtree Park or that's half time'

 

 

Good on yer vossy,  way ahead of what we are normally subjected to.



#2 Padge

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Posted 10 November 2013 - 07:43 PM

I think it helps that he goes to the pub before every game.



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#3 Trojan

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Posted 10 November 2013 - 07:47 PM

I've been in the Three Pigeons, Ossett Brewery pub, Art Deco classic fittings, not far from the Shay.

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#4 Johnoco

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Posted 10 November 2013 - 07:48 PM

LOL'd when MoiMoi lost his shorts and he said 'that's impressed Brian Noble'.



#5 ArmchairRhino

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Posted 10 November 2013 - 07:54 PM

Think it was the Fiji against Aus who were a "bee's appendage" away from a try.

He's added to my enjoyment of the competition.
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#6 danjambowman

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Posted 10 November 2013 - 07:57 PM

NZ vs PNG when two NZ players picked up a PNG player, spun him around and dumped him to the ground.

Vossy: 'Aw, they've turned him into some sort of party game!'

#7 Derwent

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Posted 10 November 2013 - 08:17 PM

"He's left 3 of his ribs on the pitch......somebody cook them up for me with some BBQ sauce...."

#8 RSN

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Posted 10 November 2013 - 08:22 PM

"He's left 3 of his ribs on the pitch......somebody cook them up for me with some BBQ sauce...."


Quote of the tournament by far.

#9 Larry the Leit

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Posted 10 November 2013 - 08:46 PM

So much better than the guff we're used to. I hope Sky get him on board.
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#10 Chanter

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Posted 10 November 2013 - 08:51 PM

He's pure class...

 

'Geez that tackle would bring a tear to a glass eye'

 

B)



#11 Gerri Monside

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Posted 10 November 2013 - 09:02 PM

"There's a game tonight, one tomorrow, one Wednesday and one Friday.  We have to keep Thursday clear for you to get the shopping in."

 

and I think from today...

 

"Fui Fui Moi Moi has won the Man Man of the Match Match"

 

The guys pure class!


It's an easy kick for the lad but, as we say in Rugby League, there's no easy kicks.

 

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#12 Bostik Bailey

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Posted 10 November 2013 - 09:16 PM

I really cannot stomach what's going to happen come Feb/March when we get the two Sky muppets back. Vossy makes a 50-0 blow out watchable.
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#13 Impartial Observer

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Posted 10 November 2013 - 09:27 PM

In the Wales Vs USA game he said arguing with the ref is like arguing with the wife.

#14 Larry the Leit

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Posted 10 November 2013 - 09:42 PM

What he has is wit. What Stevo had at the beginning was a list of "one liners" that were as contrived and as natural as the colour of Hemmings' hair.
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#15 hindle xiii

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Posted 10 November 2013 - 09:57 PM

I'm crying with laughter at those!


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If you use "should of", "would of" or "could of", you are a moron.

On Odsal Top baht 'at.

 


#16 Padge

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Posted 10 November 2013 - 09:58 PM

What he has is wit. What Stevo had at the beginning was a list of "one liners" that were as contrived and as natural as the colour of Hemmings' hair.

 

He has wit, but also a good understanding of the game.

 

Above all though, he never ever plays to the negative, only the positive.



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#17 Larry the Leit

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Posted 10 November 2013 - 10:01 PM

He has wit, but also a good understanding of the game.

Above all though, he never ever plays to the negative, only the positive.


Spot on.
The Unicorn is not a Goose,

#18 Ant

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Posted 10 November 2013 - 10:02 PM

Always talks on the positive

#19 Dave T

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Posted 10 November 2013 - 11:50 PM

give him a few weeks. He'll say something against your team and you'll turn in him.

#20 Banbury Wolf

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Posted 11 November 2013 - 12:13 AM

Voss is TV Gold, but Nobby fits in well too and even has Vossy tittering sometimes - they feed off each other.


Edited by Banbury Wolf, 11 November 2013 - 10:10 AM.





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