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the torture of a 22 lad in the north

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#1 bedlam breakout

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Posted 29 November 2013 - 05:01 PM

after having my "anti xmas" thread locked had to afford a wry smile when today while working next to an upmarket café a young 22 yr old waiter emerged from the door at closing time, cleary distressed and unable to be subjected to anymore torture ................. of the Michael buble Christmas album on a loop since 8am this morning! just like he said it will be tomorrow and every day in the run up to the big day, the lasting mental effects on the poor lad will never be erased as long he lives im sure by the end of dec, oh and its still nov!

the inside of a 3star halex table tennis ball smells much like you'd expect it to.

#2 Johnoco

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Posted 29 November 2013 - 05:24 PM

That's inhuman!

No I don't care if you're if you're into different bands

No cause for so much hatred, I'm just a different man

Pull off that cover, I will too, and learn to understand

With music deep inside we'll make world unity our plan


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#3 Northern Sol

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Posted 29 November 2013 - 05:44 PM

My sister used to work in a posh shop in Leeds. They had a Beegees CD on a loop. And it wasn't the Greatest Hits either.

#4 JohnM

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Posted 29 November 2013 - 05:59 PM

eee, you were all lucky. We had to endure six hours of Hamish MacCunn's The Land of the Mountain and the Flood at an event at The Barton on Queensferry Road in Edinburgh.

#5 Copa

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Posted 30 November 2013 - 05:42 AM

Do we also get one of these threads everyday during December?


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Posted 30 November 2013 - 06:40 AM

Do we also get one of these threads everyday during December?

Tiss the season to be happy,yes?

#7 Saint Billinge

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Posted 30 November 2013 - 07:48 AM


Edited by Saint Billinge, 01 December 2013 - 07:49 AM.

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#8 l'angelo mysterioso

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Posted 30 November 2013 - 08:51 AM

It takes different forms

For some reason they turn the heat up in shops at Christmas so high it's a wonder the skirting boards don't sprout leaves made worse by the fact that perforce you've got your coat on

Edited by l'angelo mysterioso, 30 November 2013 - 11:24 AM.

Keeping it local

#9 Bigal02

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Posted 30 November 2013 - 11:21 AM

In the USA,

I think it would be classed as 'Cruel and unusual punishment'!

#10 metallithrax

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Posted 30 November 2013 - 08:30 PM

I help a friend on his market stall, and at this time of year we are in York.  They have the same looped songs as they did last year (about 1 1/2 hour in length).  All the standards you would expect.  Luckily after this weekend, I am only there for 6 days out of about 20.  And the speaker outside his cabin isn't (as yet) working. :tongue:   That is one thing we haven't complained about.

#11 Ackroman

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Posted 02 December 2013 - 12:33 PM

Back in the day I used to eat regularly in Omar Khans in Bradford. I got so used to the music his daughter gave me a copy of the CD. 


Whenever we have a curry I turn the lights down a bit and put it on.

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