Posted 21 December 2013 - 02:59 PM
I only wish that giggling bint who presents Question of Sport could conduct it like he did, I'd still be watching.
"Every time you are tempted to react in the same old way, ask yourself if you want to be a prisoner of the past or a pioneer of the future".
War doesn't decide who is right, just who is left!
Andrew Birch is Pugwash.
Posted 21 December 2013 - 06:49 PM
"He is one of the great unknown champions because very little is known about him."
"If that had gone in, it would have been a goal."
"We estimate, and this isn't an estimation, that Greta Waltz is 80 seconds behind."
"He is accelerating all the time. The last lap was run in 64 seconds and the one before in 62."
"And the line-up for the final of the women's 400 metres hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman."
"The front wheel crosses the finish line, closely followed by the back wheel."
"The Republic of China: back in the Olympic Games for the first time."
"That's the fastest time ever run, but it's not as fast as the world record."
"Forest have now lost six matches without winning."
"There is a fine line between serendipity and stalking."
"This evening is a very different evening from the morning we had this morning."
"He's seven seconds ahead and that's a good question."
"I think there is no doubt, she'll probably qualify for the final."
Some of his imitators
"Without being too harsh on David, he cost us the match." - Ian Wright
"They didn't change positions, they just moved the players around." - Terry Venables
"Michael Owen to Newcastle is the biggest transfer of the season so far - and it will be until there's a bigger one." - Jim White
"I can learn as much from Darius Vassell as he can from me - but he can learn more" - Andrew Cole
"I'd like to have seen Tony Morley left on as a down-and-out winger." - Jimmy Armfield
"I spent four indifferent years at Goodison, but they were great years." - Martin Hodge
Allso known as Teodozjusz Matuschanskavasky