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They walk among us!

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#1 Phil

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Posted 20 January 2014 - 11:50 AM

http://www.huffingto..._n_3458236.html

 

 

Oh dear me :(


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#2 Futtocks

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Posted 20 January 2014 - 12:23 PM


“I get more common sense out of the aliens than out of Scarborough Town Hall.” That's not really much of a claim, to be honest...


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#3 808tone

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Posted 20 January 2014 - 01:57 PM

Ed Milliband looks like an Alien.



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Posted 20 January 2014 - 02:30 PM

Ed Milliband looks like an Alien.


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#5 Bob8

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Posted 20 January 2014 - 02:39 PM

Is beastiality on an offense.  He should be arrested.



#6 Wolford6

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Posted 20 January 2014 - 03:12 PM

Ed Milliband looks like an Alien.

 

 

Proof that there's no intelligent life on other planets.


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#7 Futtocks

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Posted 20 January 2014 - 03:14 PM

Is beastiality on an offense.  He should be arrested.

Given that he's a politician, I'd arrest the alien for bestiality. ;)

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#8 Tiny Tim

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Posted 20 January 2014 - 04:41 PM

This country needs more lunatics in positions of responsibility.......except controlling the variable speed limits on motorways, that would be silly!!!



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#9 JohnM

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Posted 20 January 2014 - 05:22 PM

by alien, i assume he means someone who lives outside Yorkshire.



#10 Methven Hornet

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Posted 20 January 2014 - 07:43 PM

Is beastiality on an offense.  He should be arrested.

 

Who are you calling the beast? These aliens have mastered travel across the galaxy, they are the higher form of life. If anyone is guilty of sexual persion it is they.


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Posted 20 January 2014 - 08:56 PM

the plot thickens

He is defo an lizard and expect him to lash out with his long tongue to catch a fly.

While David Miliband just looks like a seagull has crapped on his hair in South Shields.



#12 Padge

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Posted 20 January 2014 - 09:00 PM

I've heard some excuses from blokes caught out knocking off by the wife but this one's a cracker.


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Posted 20 January 2014 - 09:09 PM

He is defo an lizard and expect him to lash out with his long tongue to catch a fly.

While David Miliband just looks like a seagull has crapped on his hair in South Shields.

 

 

The seagulls in south shields are well known for their right-wing tendencies the clues in the name South Shields. 

 

Simples  :tongue:


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Posted 20 January 2014 - 09:11 PM

by alien, i assume he means someone who lives outside Yorkshire.

 

 

You're right. She's from Lancashire and they certainly have alien ideas of foreplay in Manchester.

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