He he look what I've started!!
Well not wanting to stir the pot or anything but I happened to be in the wonderful district of Mirehouse the other Wednesday lunchtime.
First I called in at the bookies and it was chocka block with 20 stone fatties betting on Scooby Doo on a virtual greyhound race.
I then moved on to the shop where a single 14 year old mother of 8 kids spent £40 on scratch cards, then got 2 bottles of white lightening to go with the fish and chip lunch she had just bought for her and the kids.
From there I had a pint in the Labour Club which was like New Years eve it was so full, there was a bloke doing a roaring trade in LED telly's as he was selling them off for only £300 each and they were going like snow off a dyke. There was free hot dogs & jam sandwiches going, but I had to leave when this old lady started making advances towards me.
All in all it was a great day out, who needs to work when you have one long party. I have handed my notice in and selling up as I want some of that action..............