Jump to content


Rugby League World - Grand Finals Issue

RUGBY LEAGUE WORLD - THE GRAND FINALS ISSUE - OUT 17 OCT OR DOWNLOAD IT NOW!
Try our Fantastic 4-Issue Bundle Offer:
For just £14, a saving of 10% on the regular cover price, you’ll get:

The Grand Finals Issue (out 17 Oct) – Grand Final drama from both hemispheres plus Four Nations preview
The Four Nations Issue (out 21 Nov) – Fantastic coverage of the Four Nations tournament down under
The Golden Boot Issue (out 19 Dec) – A look back at the 2014 season plus the big reveal of the winner of the Golden Boot
The 2015 Season Preview Issue (out 23 Jan) – How will your team perform in 2015? We preview every club.


League Express

Podcast

Photo
- - - - -

Time to frustrate the pesky foreigners

(Russians and Scots)

  • Please log in to reply
6 replies to this topic

#1 Bearman

Bearman
  • Coach
  • 2,463 posts

Posted 03 March 2014 - 11:20 PM

With both Russia and Scotland flexing their muscles and threatening to harm our supply of fuel and other important commodities I got to thinking.......
We should definitely start extracting shale gas from the Forest of Bowland, of course their might be some damage caused but as far as I can see no Rugby League stadiums will be affected.
Now that we are producing English Whisky we ought to set up a distillery on Walney Island, that could give a replication of the conditions that can be found on Islay so we needn't worry about the loss of that vital resource.
Am I missing anything here?
Ron Banks
Bears and Barrow

#2 Northern Sol

Northern Sol
  • Moderator
  • 17,286 posts

Posted 03 March 2014 - 11:28 PM

I suggest boycotting both whisky and vodka in favour of rum, closer ties with the Canary Islands!



#3 Bostik Bailey

Bostik Bailey
  • Coach
  • 1,690 posts

Posted 04 March 2014 - 07:29 AM

But when Scotch land get independence, surely we can ' do a Russia 'and invade to protect the English population that are residents there.

Especially the English who are interned on those oil rigs, how big is the Scottish navy?

#4 Mister C

Mister C
  • Coach
  • 635 posts

Posted 04 March 2014 - 08:51 AM

But when Scotch land get independence, surely we can ' do a Russia 'and invade to protect the English population that are residents there.

Especially the English who are interned on those oil rigs, how big is the Scottish navy?


well our Subs are currently parked there...!

#5 JohnM

JohnM
  • Coach
  • 20,302 posts

Posted 04 March 2014 - 09:01 AM

But when Scotch land get independence, surely we can ' do a Russia 'and invade to protect the English population that are residents there.

Especially the English who are interned on those oil rigs, how big is the Scottish navy?

 

 

24032011-palestinian-navy.jpg



#6 Wolford6

Wolford6
  • Coach
  • 10,433 posts

Posted 04 March 2014 - 09:19 AM

We have a potential Crimea situation with the nuclear submarine base and storage depot at Faslane Dockyard.

 

Obviously, up till now, UK Governments have preferred to keep the big radiation risks up in Scotland.


Under Scrutiny by the Right-On Thought Police


#7 Tiny Tim

Tiny Tim
  • Coach
  • 7,278 posts

Posted 04 March 2014 - 11:06 AM

We have a potential Crimea situation with the nuclear submarine base and storage depot at Faslane Dockyard.

 

Obviously, up till now, UK Governments have preferred to keep the big radiation risks up in Scotland.

 

We could shift them to Hull instead....


28m391z.jpg






Also tagged with one or more of these keywords: (Russians and Scots)