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How Many -------- does it take to change a light bulb?

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#1 Oxford

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Posted 20 April 2014 - 06:10 PM

Several things come to light whenever you look at posters and articles most of which are summed up by how many does it take to
change a .......
This is not an attack on anyone though I've no doubt some will interpret it as exactly that!
How many Salford fans does it take .....?
Just the three left who aren't depressed by the last loss!

How many anti-London dwarves does it take.....?
Just the two who realise it's maybe not such a good result if they go down!

How many anti-Koucash smirkers/pundits does it take.....?
Just the one who actually cares how much media coverage RL gets!

How many Aussies who think an Ashes tour might be a good move for international RL does it take to....... ?
Just the........
Well, if you can come up with any vaguely numerical answer to this one in view of the years of condescension and arrogance that are the result of Kangaroo dominance, well done!

#2 Wellsy4HullFC

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Posted 21 April 2014 - 10:44 AM

I don't get it?...
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#3 Dave T

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Posted 21 April 2014 - 01:26 PM

I don't get it?...

you're not alone.

#4 YCKonstantine

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Posted 21 April 2014 - 01:28 PM

I don't get it?...


It's time to park the camels.

 

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#5 JohnM

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Posted 21 April 2014 - 01:49 PM

I don't get it?...

 

 

Too much information.

 

Please don't share your personal life on a public forum.  :fie:  :blink:  :blink:   :biggrin:



#6 chuffer

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Posted 21 April 2014 - 02:59 PM

Wtf?

#7 Northern Sol

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Posted 21 April 2014 - 03:44 PM

I think it is supposed to be funny.



#8 Wellsy4HullFC

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Posted 21 April 2014 - 04:28 PM

Too much information.

Please don't share your personal life on a public forum. :fie: :blink: :blink: :biggrin:

As true as that is, that's not what I was talking about :P
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#9 hindle xiii

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Posted 21 April 2014 - 08:01 PM

How many posts does it take before this thread makes sense?

 

More than 9.


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#10 Northern Sol

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Posted 21 April 2014 - 10:22 PM

It's obviously a variant on the "How many X does it take to change a light bulb?".

 

With X representing the group that you wish to make fun of e.g. random ethnic group, feminists, supporter of a different football club.

 

E.g. how many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? One to do it and three to complain that it's a man's job.

 

Not particularly funny I know. Or logically consistent either.

 

Only this:-

 

How many anti-Koucash smirkers/pundits does it take.....?
Just the one who actually cares how much media coverage RL gets!

 

Implies that only one person who is anti-Koucash cares about RL media coverage. Mild trolling I'd call it.

 

Only it doesn't make much sense to shoehorn this into the light bulb joke because it isn't remotely related to changing a light bulb.


Edited by Northern Sol, 21 April 2014 - 10:24 PM.


#11 Wiltshire Rhino

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Posted 21 April 2014 - 11:27 PM

As a Swindonian I stopped reading as soon as I read the OP's name. I'm surprised it got through the swear filter.
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#12 Grollo

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Posted 21 April 2014 - 11:35 PM

Isn't this thread yelling out for it's own sub forum?


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#13 jus de couchon

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Posted 22 April 2014 - 01:30 PM

How many Broncos spectators does it take to change a light bulb?

  Answer : 1 although 1002 was the official figure.



#14 Northern Sol

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Posted 22 April 2014 - 02:22 PM

How many Broncos spectators does it take to change a light bulb?

  Answer : 1 although 1002 was the official figure.

Now that one is actually funny.