I know it's not Rugby League but after watching one of the most boring games ever, Brazil v Mexico, I noticed something a bit strange.
Now every time this comp comes around we get some African players with names that start with 5 consonants and until we hear them referred to we have no idea how to pronounce them, well the opposite was in last night's Brazil team! Brazil had a real duffer called Fred who eventually was replaced by Jo, now all we need is for a Bert, Eddie and Ron and they'll sound just like the Dog and Duck down Walthamstow way!!!
Oh and I still have as many World Cup Finals goals to my name as Rooney does, that bloody scowl on his kisser should be worse tonight after being told to train with the stiffs.