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#1 Mumby Magic

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Posted 28 July 2014 - 11:38 AM

The return of an old fave:

 

 

There once was a man from Brazil


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#2 l'angelo mysterioso

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Posted 28 July 2014 - 11:57 AM

who invented a powerful pill


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#3 chuffer

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Posted 28 July 2014 - 02:09 PM

he tried it one night



#4 WearyRhino

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Posted 28 July 2014 - 03:43 PM

And got such a fright

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#5 Bearman

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Posted 28 July 2014 - 05:19 PM

When he was arrested by the Old Bill

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#6 Bearman

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Posted 28 July 2014 - 05:22 PM

There was an old man from Tangier
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#7 WearyRhino

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Posted 28 July 2014 - 05:28 PM

Owned a shop where he brewed his own beer


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#8 chuffer

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Posted 28 July 2014 - 06:16 PM

But the beer that sold best

#9 terrywebbisgod

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Posted 28 July 2014 - 08:09 PM

Contained bits of old vest.
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#10 Futtocks

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Posted 28 July 2014 - 08:19 PM

And a definite odour of fear.


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#11 Mumby Magic

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Posted 29 July 2014 - 07:19 AM

There once was a beauty from Wigan


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#12 Bearman

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Posted 29 July 2014 - 07:43 AM

Whose left one was certainly a big 'un
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#13 WearyRhino

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Posted 29 July 2014 - 08:27 AM

Her right eye was smaller

(See what I've done there!)

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#14 l'angelo mysterioso

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Posted 29 July 2014 - 09:59 AM

Her right eye was smaller

(See what I've done there!)

and that's why they call her


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#15 Northern Eel

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Posted 29 July 2014 - 11:35 AM

The lass with the multi-sized giggs on

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#16 Northern Eel

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Posted 29 July 2014 - 11:37 AM

The one-time mayor of Oldham....

#17 Derwent

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Posted 29 July 2014 - 11:43 AM

Never knew when to hold 'em or fold 'em


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#18 hindle xiii

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Posted 29 July 2014 - 12:29 PM

But he didn't play cards


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#19 Futtocks

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Posted 29 July 2014 - 01:59 PM

Or employ any bards


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#20 hindle xiii

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Posted 29 July 2014 - 03:38 PM

Cos like any crook he sold 'em


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