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#21 hindle xiii

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Posted 29 July 2014 - 03:42 PM

The once was a Staffie called Steffi


If you use "should of", "would of" or "could of", you are a moron.

On Odsal Top baht 'at.

 


#22 terrywebbisgod

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Posted 29 July 2014 - 03:50 PM

Who dreamt she was Lionel Messi

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#23 my missus

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Posted 29 July 2014 - 05:20 PM

when she played with her balls


What does it mean
This tearjerking scene
Beamed into my home
That it moves me so much
Why all the fuss
It's only two humans being.


#24 chuffer

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Posted 29 July 2014 - 06:36 PM

She punctured them all(s)

#25 Northern Eel

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Posted 30 July 2014 - 11:30 AM

And now they look more like 'Aunt Bessie's'

#26 Northern Eel

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Posted 30 July 2014 - 11:33 AM

I recall my great days as a scout.....

#27 WearyRhino

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Posted 30 July 2014 - 12:42 PM

but of one thing i have a doubt



#28 longboard

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Posted 30 July 2014 - 04:32 PM

Whether to dib, or to dob


Edited by longboard, 30 July 2014 - 04:32 PM.


#29 WearyRhino

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Posted 30 July 2014 - 04:46 PM

charge a bob for a job



#30 Bearman

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Posted 30 July 2014 - 05:45 PM

And some said I were nowt but a lout.
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#31 Bearman

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Posted 30 July 2014 - 05:47 PM

There once was an Emir of Tripoli
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#32 Northern Eel

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Posted 30 July 2014 - 07:41 PM

Whose skin was both wrinkly and ripply.

#33 terrywebbisgod

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Posted 30 July 2014 - 07:54 PM

Until a botox injection.

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#34 hindle xiii

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Posted 30 July 2014 - 08:32 PM

In his puny erection


If you use "should of", "would of" or "could of", you are a moron.

On Odsal Top baht 'at.

 


#35 terrywebbisgod

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Posted 30 July 2014 - 08:33 PM

Made him change his name to Tiffany.

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#36 terrywebbisgod

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Posted 31 July 2014 - 05:41 AM

A one eyed dog called Gus.

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#37 Northern Eel

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Posted 31 July 2014 - 06:23 AM

Had an unlikely fling with a puss.

#38 Mumby Magic

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Posted 31 July 2014 - 08:25 PM

but he got just desserts


Lilly, Jacob and Isaac, what my life is about. Although our route through life is not how it should be, I am a blessed man.


#39 Old Frightful

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Posted 01 August 2014 - 06:27 AM

when he realised it hurts


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                        (Hull FC are top of the Super league again, btw)

                                                                           

                                               


#40 Bearman

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Posted 01 August 2014 - 07:23 AM

Now you should hear him cuss!
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