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#21 hindle xiii

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Posted 29 July 2014 - 03:42 PM

The once was a Staffie called Steffi


If you use "should of", "would of" or "could of", you are a moron.

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#22 terrywebbisgod

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Posted 29 July 2014 - 03:50 PM

Who dreamt she was Lionel Messi
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#23 my missus

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Posted 29 July 2014 - 05:20 PM

when she played with her balls


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#24 chuffer

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Posted 29 July 2014 - 06:36 PM

She punctured them all(s)

#25 Northern Eel

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Posted 30 July 2014 - 11:30 AM

And now they look more like 'Aunt Bessie's'

#26 Northern Eel

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Posted 30 July 2014 - 11:33 AM

I recall my great days as a scout.....

#27 WearyRhino

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Posted 30 July 2014 - 12:42 PM

but of one thing i have a doubt


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#28 longboard

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Posted 30 July 2014 - 04:32 PM

Whether to dib, or to dob


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#29 WearyRhino

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Posted 30 July 2014 - 04:46 PM

charge a bob for a job


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#30 Bearman

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Posted 30 July 2014 - 05:45 PM

And some said I were nowt but a lout.
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#31 Bearman

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Posted 30 July 2014 - 05:47 PM

There once was an Emir of Tripoli
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#32 Northern Eel

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Posted 30 July 2014 - 07:41 PM

Whose skin was both wrinkly and ripply.

#33 terrywebbisgod

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Posted 30 July 2014 - 07:54 PM

Until a botox injection.
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#34 hindle xiii

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Posted 30 July 2014 - 08:32 PM

In his puny erection


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#35 terrywebbisgod

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Posted 30 July 2014 - 08:33 PM

Made him change his name to Tiffany.
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#36 terrywebbisgod

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Posted 31 July 2014 - 05:41 AM

A one eyed dog called Gus.
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#37 Northern Eel

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Posted 31 July 2014 - 06:23 AM

Had an unlikely fling with a puss.

#38 Mumby Magic

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Posted 31 July 2014 - 08:25 PM

but he got just desserts


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#39 Old Frightful

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Posted 01 August 2014 - 06:27 AM

when he realised it hurts


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#40 Bearman

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Posted 01 August 2014 - 07:23 AM

Now you should hear him cuss!
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