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#41 bearman

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Posted 01 August 2014 - 07:27 AM

A wild eyed aboriginal from Australia
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#42 WearyRhino

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Posted 01 August 2014 - 08:23 AM

Whose favourite flower is the dahlia


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#43 bearman

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Posted 01 August 2014 - 11:48 AM

He grows them in pots
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#44 bearman

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Posted 02 August 2014 - 09:52 AM

Using the finest composts
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#45 Mumby Magic

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Posted 02 August 2014 - 05:00 PM

and now he'll grow Dandelions without any fear.


Lilly, Jacob and Isaac, what my life is about. Although our route through life is not how it should be, I am a blessed man.


#46 Mumby Magic

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Posted 02 August 2014 - 05:00 PM

There once was a Rhino named Ronnie..................


Lilly, Jacob and Isaac, what my life is about. Although our route through life is not how it should be, I am a blessed man.


#47 Futtocks

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Posted 02 August 2014 - 05:10 PM

Whose favourite Osmond was Donnie


A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it isn’t open. Frank Zappa (1940 - 1993)


#48 bearman

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Posted 02 August 2014 - 07:30 PM

When he heard "Puppy Love"
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#49 bearman

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Posted 05 August 2014 - 11:02 AM

He cried "Heavens above"




Am I the only one playing?
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#50 my missus

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Posted 05 August 2014 - 06:16 PM

and bunged up his ears with a glove.


What does it mean
This tearjerking scene
Beamed into my home
That it moves me so much
Why all the fuss
It's only two humans being.


#51 my missus

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Posted 05 August 2014 - 06:20 PM

I STARTED A LIMERICK ON A FORUM.


What does it mean
This tearjerking scene
Beamed into my home
That it moves me so much
Why all the fuss
It's only two humans being.


#52 Johnoco

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Posted 05 August 2014 - 07:16 PM

Which hopefully they like and won't bore 'em

No I don't care if you're if you're into different bands

No cause for so much hatred, I'm just a different man

Pull off that cover, I will too, and learn to understand

With music deep inside we'll make world unity our plan

 

7 Seconds -Walk Together, Rock Together


#53 Northern Eel

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Posted 05 August 2014 - 08:16 PM

But I fear if it's naff.....

#54 Johnoco

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Posted 05 August 2014 - 09:25 PM

Could be an early bath

No I don't care if you're if you're into different bands

No cause for so much hatred, I'm just a different man

Pull off that cover, I will too, and learn to understand

With music deep inside we'll make world unity our plan

 

7 Seconds -Walk Together, Rock Together


#55 hindle xiii

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Posted 06 August 2014 - 08:49 AM

Please help us someone from Shoreham.


On Odsal Top baht 'at.


#56 Futtocks

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Posted 06 August 2014 - 09:56 AM

There once was a young man named Hock


A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it isn’t open. Frank Zappa (1940 - 1993)


#57 Johnoco

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Posted 06 August 2014 - 10:21 AM

Whose wages he kept in a sock

No I don't care if you're if you're into different bands

No cause for so much hatred, I'm just a different man

Pull off that cover, I will too, and learn to understand

With music deep inside we'll make world unity our plan

 

7 Seconds -Walk Together, Rock Together


#58 chuffer

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Posted 06 August 2014 - 10:23 AM

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#59 bearman

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Posted 06 August 2014 - 01:04 PM

The sock was malodorous,
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#60 my missus

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Posted 06 August 2014 - 04:33 PM

with a smell like a walrus


What does it mean
This tearjerking scene
Beamed into my home
That it moves me so much
Why all the fuss
It's only two humans being.





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