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#41 Bearman

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Posted 01 August 2014 - 07:27 AM

A wild eyed aboriginal from Australia
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#42 WearyRhino

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Posted 01 August 2014 - 08:23 AM

Whose favourite flower is the dahlia


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#43 Bearman

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Posted 01 August 2014 - 11:48 AM

He grows them in pots
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#44 Bearman

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Posted 02 August 2014 - 09:52 AM

Using the finest composts
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#45 Mumby Magic

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Posted 02 August 2014 - 05:00 PM

and now he'll grow Dandelions without any fear.


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#46 Mumby Magic

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Posted 02 August 2014 - 05:00 PM

There once was a Rhino named Ronnie..................


Lilly, Jacob and Isaac, what my life is about. Although our route through life is not how it should be, I am a blessed man.


#47 Futtocks

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Posted 02 August 2014 - 05:10 PM

Whose favourite Osmond was Donnie


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#48 Bearman

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Posted 02 August 2014 - 07:30 PM

When he heard "Puppy Love"
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#49 Bearman

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Posted 05 August 2014 - 11:02 AM

He cried "Heavens above"




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#50 my missus

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Posted 05 August 2014 - 06:16 PM

and bunged up his ears with a glove.


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Why all the fuss
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#51 my missus

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Posted 05 August 2014 - 06:20 PM

I STARTED A LIMERICK ON A FORUM.


What does it mean
This tearjerking scene
Beamed into my home
That it moves me so much
Why all the fuss
It's only two humans being.


#52 Johnoco

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Posted 05 August 2014 - 07:16 PM

Which hopefully they like and won't bore 'em

#53 Northern Eel

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Posted 05 August 2014 - 08:16 PM

But I fear if it's naff.....

#54 Johnoco

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Posted 05 August 2014 - 09:25 PM

Could be an early bath

#55 hindle xiii

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Posted 06 August 2014 - 08:49 AM

Please help us someone from Shoreham.


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#56 Futtocks

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Posted 06 August 2014 - 09:56 AM

There once was a young man named Hock


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#57 Johnoco

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Posted 06 August 2014 - 10:21 AM

Whose wages he kept in a sock

#58 chuffer

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Posted 06 August 2014 - 10:23 AM

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#59 Bearman

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Posted 06 August 2014 - 01:04 PM

The sock was malodorous,
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#60 my missus

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Posted 06 August 2014 - 04:33 PM

with a smell like a walrus


What does it mean
This tearjerking scene
Beamed into my home
That it moves me so much
Why all the fuss
It's only two humans being.